Random!!!

Wee..i am back!!!

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It has been a week since i had the chance to touch my laptop due to SYF trainings. ANd to my astonishment, the moment i chanced upon Shi Hua's blog, i saw my name!!

For goodness sake, i hate mEmEs!!! HAhaz..And i am forced into one again!! Okay, the mEmE go like this, "NAME AT LEAST 6 THINGS THAT YOU HAVE TO/THOUGHT OF DOING IN FUTURE EVEN IF ITS IMPOSSIBLE?"

1) I have dreams about having a TV station when i grow up. I want one that can compete with Mediacorp!!

2) I want to be a 制作人. I have lots of ideas flowing through my mind on how variety shows should be run. I hope i can put them to good use in future.

3) I wish i can get endorsements from Zenic!! ( DId i spell " Zenic " right? ) HAHaz...Then my skin will flawless. ANd i can withdraw myself from the "The Solution To Clean Skin Gang". Bye, Melvin and MeiQIng!! HehEx.

4) I hope to have a simple life of living by the sea when i am old. Chickens will be reared and crops will be planted. My life will be simple but blissful..!!! But of course, with my love ones lah. HAHaz..And every now and then, people will beg for me to return to the TV station to produce better variety shows..HAHaz...

Okay lah, cant think of any le. Just stop here..HAHaz..The 4 persons to do this mEmE will be Eileen Kang Pei Fen, Teo ZHan Hui, Melvin Lim Teck Ren and Eng Mei Qing!!!! HAHaz..Enjoy....

[Karma]

Do you guys know about Karma? Karma is a form of retribution that strikes back 3 times at you when you have done something wrong.

ANd i totally believe in Karma!!! You know why? This was because of a tragedy that happen to me!!

At a tender age of 13, i was mischievous and i had a foul mouth. Actually, i do have a foul mouth even until now. But it's different lah!! HAhaz..

The tragedy began when the 6 Higher Mother Tongue students were having lunch in a KFC. They were MEiQIng, JianROng, Michelle, XUe Ting and YAxin and me.

All of a sudden, an idea struck me. Looking at Michelle, i said " OMG, 这边的人除了MIchelle,没有人有pimple的问题.

Of course, everyone burst into gales of laughter. Needless to say, Michelle was utterly embarrassed. But I was still gloating over Michelle's sorrow!!!

SO LOOK AT ME NOW!!! HAhaz...WHo is the one with pimple problems!!! ME!!!! HAhaz...

Retribution soon came after me. By the end of sec 2, my forehead was filled with bumps with exploding peaks!! HAHaz..And soon, it spread to my cheecks. Now, it is BEYOND CURE!! HAHaz....

HIaz..Michelle, i am really sorry. Can u please remove the curse? You wicked woman!! You must be a witch!!!! HAHaz.....

So guys, pls do not criticize the appearance of others. Now, i rarely criticize the looks of others. REALLY!!! I know you guys won't believe me. But it's true. I seldom criticize someone looking ugly. Yes, i still do it sometimes if that person piss me off. Or i was just cracking a joke.

So guys, don't be too offended lah. Don't cast a spell on me like Michelle does...HAHaz...

Okay lah, it's time to go.

SIgning off / 11.07pm / Saturday

Btw, there isn a curse lah. Just KARMA!!!! HAhaz...

i am BACK!!

Went to visit KongLim today. From his rosy complexion, i think he is feeling much better now. Furthermore, with the 上等 tonics we bought him, it's just a matter of time before he recovers and starts frezzing us with his CORNY jokes..HAHaz. But apparently, he is reduced to bones when he is already really thin before the operation. Okay, let's just hope that he will get well soon. Kong Lim, GET WELL SOON!!!

REcently, i have great plans for my beloved home country, SIngapore. Ever since INdonesia ban the export of sand to Singapore, we found ourselves in a grave situation. Construction cant continue!!! If Indonesia can ban the export of sand to Singapore, so can Malaysia. OUr causeway rivals will soon call the stop of the sale of chickens, pigs, ducks and vegetables to us.

Therefore, we should start to be self reliant. Sand is a natural resource. We cant get more by just swimming into the seas and start digging the sand out for ourselves. But we can surely provide ourselves with food.

So, I thought of something GREAT. HAHaz..

We can change these HDb flats


INto

THis!! A chicken farm!!

We shall name the estate the Animal Farm.

Don't u guys think that this is a feasible idea?

Since we always complain that we do not have sufficient land, so the HDB flats shall solve the problems. It can extend vertically without any restrictions. Furthermore, on that particual level, the chickens are free to roam about. THey fly, they run and they fight. THis will make them kampong chickens!!! And they are delicious!!! HAHaz....WE can have 20 levels of chicken farms. Another block for pigs. Another block for ducks. And a large one for cows!! Hahaz..

I am clever. Don't u think so?? HAHaz

It's time you guys vote for me into the parliment.!!!

I will be in the Worker's Party.

HAhaz...

Okay, it's time to go. Sorry for such a boring entry. Pls remember to tag!!!

Signing off / 21.4.07 / Saturday

I am tired!!!

I am tired!!!

I am tired of blogging!!! Hahaz...

i am perhas going to post entries like once a fortnight. Because life in JC is really really boring.

I bet you guys wouldn want to know abt my SYF practises, my homework or how many tests i went through this week. HAHaz....

Or perhaps i am going to stop blogging for some time!! HAHaz...

If u love my blog, tag me. ANd say inspiring words to motivate this discouraged blogger...HAHaz..

Say something like:

OH pls, Jiayang. Pls continue blogging. I cant live without your entries!! Whenever i am sad, your entries never fail to bring me laughter!!!

OKay, i am lame. BUt i am really tired.

Exhausted, Fatigued and worn out!!!

Not only because of studies. But because of many things that happen in my life.THings hasn been smooth for me this year.

But friends, Don't fret!! I will still be that happy-go-lucky jiayang that u know. But when the sounds fade and the lights are out, i shall then immense myself into a state of depression..HAHaz...

Okay, this is just an uncommercalised entry of mine!!!

TIme to say goodbye.

Yes, i know. It's a lame entry....HAHAz

Signing off / 12.28 / 16.4.07

Sorry if i have bored you!!!

whEre dO wE cOme fROm?

hELlo GUys, haVe you ever wonder where you came from when you were young?

I bet everyone of us did.

When i was young, i pondered over the question too. I would often question my mother where i came from. Being conservative Asian parents, my mother will never divulge the secrets behind it. And the answer i got was..

I was left stranded in a baby cot below my home. And my mother, being benevolent, decided to raise me up as her foster child!!!

HAhaz...And it must be a coincidence coz apparently, my mother told my brother that he was found at the stream beside the Jurong Canal.

YES!! IT's THE STREAM BESIDE FUHUA!!!

Again, my brother was in a baby cot. This time, floating in the stream, wailing at the top of his voice, almost bursting his lungs. My mother couldn bear the sight of him crying and so he was adopted..HAhaz

I believe the most common answers that we children got was WE WERE PICKED FROM THE RUBBISH BIN!!! HAHaz..

And i was so taken in by my mother that i even told my cousin that i was an adopted child of my mother. hAhaz...My cousin explained that my mother was just lying but i insisited that i was adopted..HAhaz...

And i was so envious when my sister was born coz she was not an orphan!! HAHaz

LMAO!!!!!

But sometimes we cant blame our parents for that. HOw would you react if your children ask you where they came from next time. It's hard to broach the topic...HAhaz

Maybe you would say...

"You know huh, Papa and MAma very happy then go inside the room and close the door then play play, then have you loh."

Your child will be really terrified and he/she will probe further "HUh..but i also always close the door and play inside leh..WIll i get pregnant?"

HAHaz...Then u reply, " NO..PApa and MAma got do some special things then can have you de lah."

"HUh..but do what special things??"

"Do..Do...do..aIYah....DUnnno lah!!!"

"tell me...tell me.....do what thing special?"

"Do....DO....Do....Do exercise lah...做运动啦!! And stop ASKING..HAHaz..."

HAHaz...IT's hard lah. But why those ang moh parents can leh..I beileve it's because they are less conservative lah..

Okay, it's a lame entry..Hahaz...Hope you have enjoyed it.

Signing off / 8.21pm / Monday / 2.4.07