whEre dO wE cOme fROm?

hELlo GUys, haVe you ever wonder where you came from when you were young?

I bet everyone of us did.

When i was young, i pondered over the question too. I would often question my mother where i came from. Being conservative Asian parents, my mother will never divulge the secrets behind it. And the answer i got was..

I was left stranded in a baby cot below my home. And my mother, being benevolent, decided to raise me up as her foster child!!!

HAhaz...And it must be a coincidence coz apparently, my mother told my brother that he was found at the stream beside the Jurong Canal.

YES!! IT's THE STREAM BESIDE FUHUA!!!

Again, my brother was in a baby cot. This time, floating in the stream, wailing at the top of his voice, almost bursting his lungs. My mother couldn bear the sight of him crying and so he was adopted..HAhaz

I believe the most common answers that we children got was WE WERE PICKED FROM THE RUBBISH BIN!!! HAHaz..

And i was so taken in by my mother that i even told my cousin that i was an adopted child of my mother. hAhaz...My cousin explained that my mother was just lying but i insisited that i was adopted..HAhaz...

And i was so envious when my sister was born coz she was not an orphan!! HAHaz

LMAO!!!!!

But sometimes we cant blame our parents for that. HOw would you react if your children ask you where they came from next time. It's hard to broach the topic...HAhaz

Maybe you would say...

"You know huh, Papa and MAma very happy then go inside the room and close the door then play play, then have you loh."

Your child will be really terrified and he/she will probe further "HUh..but i also always close the door and play inside leh..WIll i get pregnant?"

HAHaz...Then u reply, " NO..PApa and MAma got do some special things then can have you de lah."

"HUh..but do what special things??"

"Do..Do...do..aIYah....DUnnno lah!!!"

"tell me...tell me.....do what thing special?"

"Do....DO....Do....Do exercise lah...做运动啦!! And stop ASKING..HAHaz..."

HAHaz...IT's hard lah. But why those ang moh parents can leh..I beileve it's because they are less conservative lah..

Okay, it's a lame entry..Hahaz...Hope you have enjoyed it.

Signing off / 8.21pm / Monday / 2.4.07