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ARgh!!!

It's a stressful period now!! So guys, jia you ba!!! We will all do well for our promos!!

Hmm..recently, i receive complaints that the font of my entries are too small for so some old ppl
out there. Esp YiLong!!! Hahaz!!! I wun change the font of my words lah. But i can teach all of u a method to increase the font size in case u dun know. Press on the "Ctrl" button and scroll down. HAhaz!! I sound like a computer expert. But actually i am a computer bai chi!!

The title of this entry is Medium or Large size for you. Stop laughing if u are coz the title comes with a story behind it loh!! Hahaz!! Gonna tell u the story now. This happen when i was working as a promotor in SEIYU in Lot 1.

I was promoting underwears then. Yes!! UNDERWEARS. Briefs ranging from the famous Hush
Puppies ones to the sexy g-strings, all i got promote before. LOLz!!

During my work days as a promotor, I had a really humourous encounter. An uncle in his mid thirties came to buy some underwears for himself. I decided to render him my service since he seem to be looking through the shelves helplessly.

"Hmm...how can i help u?'

"Ah..u got L size or not?"

"Hmm..I can look for you."

Juz then his wife interupted our conversation.

Sounding amazed, she exclaim " U wear L size meh? Last time i help u buy, always buy M size de ma. " As she speaks, she held the underwear up( I think there was like an open box somewhere) and stretched it. Hahaz.

"No lah, i wear L size lah." The husband replied

Stretching the underwear, the wife retorted, " This size okay what. Just nice for you. U dun buy already too big then cannot wear hor. Dun waste money okay!!!"

"I wear L size lah!!! I buy underwear u also want to bother me!!"The husband sounded a little agitated.

"U dun "hao lian" hor. U can wear L size meh!! Ming Ming wear M size, why insist on buying L size. Okay loh, u want to buy L size, buy L loh!! Hao Lian!!"

HAhaz!!! Do u know what she was trying to imply. She is actually saying that her husband's ahem ahem isn that big to wear a L size underwear. HAhaz!!! If u dun know what is the ahem ahem, u can ask MeiQing for help. HahAz. She is now very educated in this kind of stuff. U can tag her board to ask her. LOLz!!

I was so taken aback by her words while her poor husband was utterly embarrassed!! He walked away in a fit of anger without making a purchase. Hahaz!!

Wives and future wives-to-be, pls dun say something like that in front of your friends and your husband okay! Your husband will feel embarrass until~~~~~~ he needs to find a hole to hide his head. I know it is unfair, girls. Coz your twin peaks are always the centre of attention and discussion. But really cannot say like that de. Hahaz!! Guys and gals "ben lai" jiu very different ah. Hahaz...Remember hor!!!

Gonna sign off soon!!! Good luck to those who are having their examinations!! And i have just change the song of my blog to Ni Ji De Ma by Hu Yan Bin. This is a really nice song. So pls make an effort to listen okay!! Sorry for my poor english!!

Signing off / 17.02 / 29 September

Promos..

Gosh!! All jjcians are left with 3 freaking short days to our promos!! KNS!!! Can someone help~~!!

I am busy blogging while others are mugging enthusiastically!! ARGH!! I want to study!! Hahaz!! I am practically forcing myself to study at least 2 hours a day. But even so, sometimes, i fail to do so. Someone help me pls!! Bring me to a remote place where there are no televisions and computers!!!!

Have you ever wondered how i look like when i was in my secondary school days!! I bet most of you dun!! Hahaz. I bet even my secondary school friends dun remember!! But nvm, u will get to see photos of me today. Dun get a shock okay!! Hahaz!!

Best viewed before meals!!! However, viewing after meals is preferred if u are going on a diet!! Hahaz!!

Me in Sec 1

HAhaz!! LOok at me!! This was taken when i was in sec one. I muz say i look really "cute" then. I remember this was when Poh Ya Xin will always remark that i have a receding hair line!! LOLz!! To make things worse, this was the photo in my Fuhua Report Book!! ARgh!! i believe this muz be the reason why i didn do really well during my secondary school days!! Hahaz. And do u know why a few strands of hair is left dangling over my forehead!! This is because i thought that this was the best hairstlye for me then!! Hahaz. Dun laugh at me lah!! I thought like that cover my high forehead ma!! LOLz!!

Me in sec 3

Hahaz. Me when i was in Sec 3!! This was when Jianrong and Jinhua always pleaded me to have to better haircut. I will never forget how they insult me with "scores"!!! HAhaz!! Coz last time, we always play a game called "Da Fen". That means we will give a score based on how one is looked. Do u know how many marks they gave me!!! 2.5/10!!!!!!! ARgh!!! Hurt me so much!! Hahaz...And And and to make things worst, this is the photo i use for my identity card!! My IC leh!!! I very kelian hor. Important documents all use photos like that!! Wahhh!!!!!!!!

The present me

Woo~~~!! The present me!! Pls hor, i didn go to Yunan haircare or Beijing 101 for hair treatment!! It is just the problem of the lighting. Hahaz. And i use my frin to cover up loh!! Hahaz!!! But i think i will need Yunan And Beijing 101 soon. Wahhh!!! Coz my hairline has always been so high ever since i was born. So i am really afraid that i will go bald soon. Hahaz. Quick!! Beijing and Yunan. I will endorse your company and products free if u provide me with treatments now!!! Come look for me ba!! Hahaz!!!

Dun you think i look better now!! Okay!! Stop saying i look the SAME if u are!!! I may not look really handsome now but definately better rite. Hahaz. I was once in depression because i felt that i look ugly loh. I will blog abt my depression thingy some other time ba..Meanwhile, guys and gals out there. Do something to your hair, your fashion sense, your skin, your figure!! Everything u can do to make u look better!!! There are no ugly ppl on earth but only lazy ppl!! Believe me!! Jia YOu ba!! We can all look good!!!

Signing off / 16.14 / Sunday

Updates!!!

ARGH!!!

All jjcians are left with less then 13 days!!!

LESS THAN 13 DAYS LEFT TO OUR PROMOS!!!!!

"ARGH!!!!!!" All jjcians screaming hysterically!!

Actually, i haven start revising much. Stop rolling their eyes in disbelief if u are!! Pls!! I really mean it!! I haven revised much!! I know i may look like a nerd but i seriously dun behave like one!! I am forcing myself to revise, but somehow, i lack concentration and motivation!!! Hiaz!!

Time for a proper update before i lose my precious readers. Hahaz! I know Eileen is going to complain that my blog is just like a fansite, with numerous grammatical errors. Personally, i take that as a compliment. Coz it has the potential to be a fansite. LoLz! I believe Eileen is just green with envy that my blog is earning a fine amount of readership with every entry published. Hahaz. Omg!! I sound really proud. Hahaz. But i have got to admit that Eileen has got interesting entries!! Go visit her blog if u wish to!! Look Eileen!! That is free publicity for you!! What i good friend i am!! Hahaz!!

OKay, back to the main topic! Do u guys think that i look older than my actual age? I have always thought i looked childish but it doesn seem so leh!! Hahaz!!! Let me tell u why~~!!!

I went to the doctor not too long ago b'coz my fever doesn seem to subside. But do u know what the doctor ask me!! He ask me if i was studying or working!! WORKING!! Do i look like i am in the workforce!! Do i look like i am in my twenties!! LOLz!!! ARgh!! I tried to convince myself that the doctor was just deceived by my pale complexions. Or perhaps he had thought that i was from the poly and is currently working part time.

But when i was in jj for the first 3 mths, Mr Leow actually mistaken me for a J2!! I remember i was ushering teachers from other schools to their respective classrooms when Mr Leow stopped me suddenly. We had a little conversation...

" U are from Fuhua ah? What CCA is this ah??"

"Yeah. I am from Cldds."

"What are u all doing here on a saturday?"

"Hmm...we need to usher teachers from other schools to their respective classrooms."

"Oh...then why dun u wear the CL t-shirt?"

Puzzled, i replied, "HUh?I haven receive the CL t-shirt ma."

Shocked, he exclaimed, " OH, u are j1 ah!"

Omg!!! Do u know what i as clad in then?? I wasn even in the jj uniform. I was wearing the Chinese Orchestra T-shirt which has a huge "Fuhua Hua Yue Tuan" on it. Okay, i exaggerated. It isn that huge!! But it is definately visible to many!! I felt really puzzled and amused!! He must have thought that i was trying to be funny. But why would a J2 insist on wearing his secondary school's uniform. HAhaz!!!

OKay, that is all for today!! Gonna sign off soon.

Before i sign off, wanna say a Happy Birthday to TIngYUn!!! Woo!!! May u and Xiao Suan be together 4eva and hope u will pass your promos with flying colours. Remain helpful and nice, okay!!! LOLz!! Previllaged girl who gets her happy birthday wishes from me on my popular blog. Hahaz.

Signing off / Sunday / 18.54

Wahhhh!!!!!!!

Wahhh!!!!!!!!

I didn got into the finals!!! Hahaz.....

WaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did badly for both segments of the competition!!! Lets not mention the translating part which i fare rather badly. WaHHHH!!!

Furthermore, I totally flunk the test on current affairs!!!

The first question was: Who did George Bush beat before he became the president of USA?

I agree that this was indeed an average question which many of my clever readers will be able to answer. But oh pls, how in the hell would i know!!! I dun give a darn abt who the Prime Minister of USA is!! Hahaz!! I juz told the judges that i didn know the answer!! LOLz!!!

The second question was: Which island is the biggest offshore island?

I thought this was supposed to be a give-away question but apparently, i didn got the answer correct. Hahaz!!

Do u know what my answer was??

SENTOSA!!!! ARGH!!!!!! SICK ME!!!

Omg...what a foolish and stupid answer !!! Well, if your answer is also Sentosa, i am sorry to declare that u are as stupid as me. Hahaz!!! It should be Pulau Tekong. My mind wasn realy right then. Fancy me giving the answer "Sentosa". The judges must be rather amazed!!

I was really sway. There were several easy questions but they were not for me!! For example, what is the capital of Vietnam and Philipines? Omg..i know them so well but too bad, these questions aren for me. Actually, there were more that i knew, but what can i say!! I was really sway!! Hahaz....

Gonna sign off soon.....

20.26pm / Saturday

Wish me Good Luck!!

FOLkS!!!

I am proud to announce that i have gotten in the semi finals of the "Xiao Yuan Ji Zhe" competition.

In English, i guess it should be named "The Reporter From School" ba. Hahaz

Fireworks PLs!!!! Lolz!!

i dun care if it is only the semi finals, Coz from over 60 contestants, it was halved! Only 30 get to advance into the semi finals! Hahaz!

Actually, i am taking a risk. Coz i have always thought that when my participation in any competition is known to many, I am bound to lose. LOLz! I don't know why i have such an instinct in me. But this is really true. I have participated in quite some competitions back in my secondary school days.And it is ALWAYS so! Perhaps GOD doesn want me to be complacent. Hahaz!

Wish me good luck pls! Your wishes is needed to sent me into the finals. Anyway, They are eliminating more than half of the contestants, leaaving 10 out of 30!! What the hell!! I am surely not going to be one of the ten, Hahaz. Nevertheless, i need your wishes badly. Hahaz!!

Btw, u happen to read after Saturday. Dun bother lah. Hahaz. No lah!! Juz Joking nia. U can hope for my advance into the finals.

Juz change the song to Dui De Ren by Dai Ai Ling. A really nice song. So pls pls pls pls make an effort to listen to the whole song. Hahaz.

Signing off / 9.08pm / Thursday

Sick!!!!

ARgh!! Have been darn sick for the whole week!! Hey, listen carefully!! It's the entire week!!!

Down with fever, cough and flu. I guess i must be plagued with some weird disease!! Coz every morning, i will feel rather fine. But in the afternoon, the fever never fails to return. My temperature will soar from a mild 36.8 in the morning to a overwhelming high 38.8 in the afternoon. Stop laughing if u are!! Coz it's true!! LOLz!! Even mum thinks that perhaps i am possessed by some dirty things. Hahaz.

Since it is juz 11.41am in the morning now. i fEel inspired to churn out an entry today before my fever come haunting me like a DEMON again!! LOLz!!

"Use accurate english to welcome the olympics!!" China's slogan for the olympics!! Hahaz. Actually, i dun even know if it is a slogan for the olympics. Juz a wild guess of mine. LOLz!! But in recent years, it's true that China has been urging its ppl to learn better english. But bad english is still widely used. Esp seen on signs and boards!!

i happen to found this website http://language.chinadaily.com.cn/herewego/. The website shows "Chinglish Signs" that has totally bad english that couldn be understand unless u read the chinese words. But i believe the website aims to correct such bad english as there are forum for others to discuss and rectify the error.

One such sign will be:

It reads:"The slight effort altogether creates civilization"

If u think this is bad, what abt this? Personally, i thought this was worst!!

Please according to priorty for visitance.

Huh?? Is there a word call visitance?? At least, the first one still make some sense. But the second one will leave those Angmoh with a puzzled look. Hmm..actually both will. LOLz.

While the chinese are busy upgrading themselves to be bilingual. The Angmohs are so obsessed with our culture that they want it on their bodies so much. Have u read today'sNew Paper. There was an article on angmohs tatooing their body with chinese characters which means nothing or worst, it means the wrong thing. I have also found some pictures on the website. Gonna post them now!!

This lady here has really got a sense of humour. She actually tatooed the characters "Duo Xie" on her leg. What has her leg got to do with "Thank you" But at least the characters were right and they make sense too.

Some are senseless and even the characters are wrong!!

Here is an example for you

HUh!! What the hell is this?? I believe this woman here wanted something like "Ma Mi"--direct tanslation from Mommy. But the 'nv' and the 'ma' is not link together. And the 'mi' still needs a 'kou'. (In terms of traditional chinese) SO instead, it turns out to be a "female horse rice". I bet that mother should be too happy abt it. Hahaz...

Source taken from: http://www.hanzismatter.com/

Gonna sign off soon. Hope u have enjoyed reading my entry. And may i recover soon. REally soon, i hope!!! Bye!!!