My Ideal Funeral!

Someone help pls!!!

I have reached a "Pin Jing" in blogging!!! I have absolutely no idea on what to blog!! While i brainstorm for more ideas, i will treat an entry of MeiQing's blog(http://swirlingthroughmyway.blogspot.com/) to be a MeMe.And the title of the MeMe will be "My Ideal Funeral". Hahaz.

Like MeiQing, i hope i can die in my sleep. But unfortunately, both our parents have expressed that only ppl who have done tons of good deeds will die in their sleep. And i am definately not one of those who have done many good deeds. Coz i bitch abt others frequently..hahaz!

I hope my funeral will be a simple one. All tables will be covered with white cloth and visitors will be served with delicious food. I really hope that meat will be served to both my visitors and me. Coz i cant live without meat. Hahaz. And visitors will pay their respects to me with the joss sticks. However, Christians and Catholics can bless me instead.

If u are a friend of mine, u will know that i love to sing. So can i request for a stage and a band in my funeral. But I dun wish to see ROCK BANDS JAMMING!!! Hahaz. They will wake me up if they insist on doing so!! Hahaz. Smoothing music must be played while MeiQing, YuXian and ShiHua will sing for me, provided they die after me lah...Hahaz! ShiHua will play the piano and be my "He Yin Tian Shi". MeiQing will be my lead vocalist and YuXian will take over at times. I know the 3 of u do not know each other but for the sake of me, can u 3 come together and perform for me. Hahaz. Also, singing Cantonese, Hokkien and Mandrain songs are a must!! I will give English songs a miss since i rarely listen to English songs. But if MeiQing and YuXian are really tired, Eileen shall croon me "Hero", "I Never had a Dream come true" and a few of her signature Britney hits..Hahaz..A few hor, Eileen. Dont get so carried away that u cant stop!! Hahaz.

If a butterfly or a moth happen to be flying around in the funeral, don't chase it away!! i believe i am the moth or the butterfly. Hahaz...I just wish to see my family and friends for the last time....



But if u see a bee, chase it away hor, unless u wanna get stung by it. hahaaz...

Burn me lots of money too. And a karaoke system!! Hahaz...I need to go to BeiJing 101 and Zenic for better skin and hair implants even in hell loh!!! Hahaz. Need a lot of money hor!!

LAstly, friends and familes are to write me messags on how much they miss me, how much they love me, how much changes have i made to their lives...Hahaz!!

Ookay. This will be for now. I will add on if i suddenly think of more.

Five persons to do this MeMe ( My Ideal Funeral )
-Eileen
-Melvin
-YuXian
-ShiHua
-ZhanHui

Signing off / Saturday / 3.33pm

Back!!!

Woo!! I am back!! Back with an update!!! I know u guys miss me!! Dun deny! Hahaz..

Okay, i know u dun coz statistics have proven so!! Wahhhh!!!

From the statistics of my blog ( Just look at the blue column ), readers visiting my blog in a day decrease from a high 37 on Sunday to a low 13 yesterday. Just one week never update nia lah....Dun like that leh..No entry also can come see see ma. Also can listen to songs loh. I always upload nice songs one loh..hahaz.....Hopefully, my readership will soar to new high today.

Thursday ( 19.10.06 ) was a old friend's gathering at Jurong Point. I look so forward to our gathering coz it has been quite some time since i see JianRong, XueTing and Michelle.

SOme pIctUrEs tAken dUriNg oUr gAtherIng:

Melvin, JianRong, Michelle and Me!

Hahaz. I was trying to 'QIang Jing Tao"!!

JianRong, Me and Michelle

Look, JianRong is trying to act cool again!! But i think he fail..hahaz. Sorry Michelle, i know your face look really huge in this pic but i really dun have another pic of us. So i have got to settle for this. Paiseh lah..hahaz!! Really miss the secondary days when Michelle will eveasdrop the conversations that JianRong and I had coz she is sitting in front of us. And we called ourselves UFOs coz we think that we are ugly. Muhahaha!! Now, JianRong tries to withdraw from our UFO gang but JianRong, i am sorry, u CANT!!! hahaz. Coz once a UFO, always a UFO loh...

JianROng, Me and Melvin

LOok, Michelle. To show my remorse for posting that pic up. I post a pic of one with a receeding hairline. Omg!! Juz look at my hairline! I look like i am bald!! Wahhhhhh!!! Someone help me pls. BeiJing 101 and Yunan, come find me pls!! I need your services!!! I promise i will endorse your products free for u!! HAhaz..

Freebies!!

Hahaz. Freebies from NTUC!! Four cups of conflakes!! That look delicious right!! We have got to extend our greatest thanks to Michelle for having this 4 cups of conflakes. Coz when we were near the booth, JianRong wanted to embarass Michelle.

So he shouted:"Michelle, i thought u wanted to try?"

Michelle flee for her life while i added on...

"Yeah loh..yeah loh. Auntie, she want to try but she dun dare to!"

Hahaz..so that auntie replied "Aiyo, nothing to scare one loh, take loh, take loh."

Hahaz..Poor Michelle. She is always our "Xiao Bing". I know she was utterly embarassed. Hahaz!

JianRong performing a stunt!!

Insane JianRong was once again trying to some stunts to scare me again. He was sitting on the railing. His legs aren touching the ground! I guess he is really mad!! Actually, i took picture on the overhead bridge too..but the pics were horrendous!! Hahaz. SO i didn post them up..!!

Poor Michelle was left alone coz she doesn dare to climb the overhead bridge. Hmm..U didn see wrongly. She doesn dare to cross the OVERHEAD BRIDGE!! Hahaz. Timid Michelle. She has got a phobia for heights lah. That's why. In case u couldn find her in such a dark background. I have circled her. But apparently, that doesn help much lah..i know!! Hahaz. And i have absolutely no idea why michelle has got luminous shoes!! Hahaz. Look!! They are glowing in the dark!!

Okay..i need to go le. It is already 01.11am in the morning now. Byebye!!

Signing off / Sunday / 22.10.06

Sweets!!

When i was young, i love sweets like every young child does...

"Papa, i want that box of sweets." A young little boy by the name of Jiayang pointed to the shelves beside the cashier.

"What u want?" My dad replied while he unloaded the trolley hastily. I have absolutely no idea why my dad always does things in a frantically way. He is never once relaxed. If u find me eating really fast at times, i owe it all to my father. Hahaz.

At this moment, the girl by the counter smiled awkwardly.

"Nei, i want that strawberry one. Buy lah, buy lah" I pleaded.

"Aiyah..okay lah, okay lah!" My dad compromise to my demand while he move himself to the other side of the counter.

The girl by the counter stared in astonishment as she hurriedly pack the things we bought into the shopping bags hurriedly. See!! I told u!! My dad is fast.

When we return to my Grandma's house, i wanted to unwrap the plastic cover of the box of sweets but i couldn. So i decided to ask my mother for help. But when i fished out that pink box of sweets, my relatives all burst into gales of laugher.

I didn knew why then but now i know.

I had actually bought home condoms. YESH!! CONDOMS!!! WHat the Hell!! No wonder that girl by the counter was staring in astonishment. She must have thought that my dad had instructed me to do so because he was too embarrassed to make the purchase himself. Hahaz. I was so naive then. But blame it on the advanced technology lah. Condoms also have so many flavours. The box of condoms look so pink on the outside!! And i was only 7 or 8 then, how could i be not attracted to that tempting pink box of "sweets"!! Hahaz. GOod for my relatives loh, they had a good laugh!! Hahaz!!

Okay, i think i need to go soon. Hope u have enjoyed the entry and the song that i have uploaded. WUn be updating so often even though exams have now ended...coz i need time for ideas to flow. Wait patiently for my next entry ba!! Byebye!!

Signing off / 00.39 / Sunday

A New Song!!

Woo~~!!!

A nice song again!!! HAhaz. Sorry if u are looking forward to my new entry, i badly need some time now even though my exams have already ended.

So, before i managed to churn out another popular entry of mine, pls listen patiently to this nice song by Twins and Boyz. Hmm..This song is sang in Cantonese.

Okay! I know! U wanna say i very cheena rite!! Hahaz. Dun deny this song first. Give it a chance!! Really very nice lah.

Anyway, wanna thank Yiz for recommanding me this song. Really really very Hao Ting!! Okay..happy listening. Tag if u really like the song..Hahaz

Signing off / 22.19 / Friday

Shopping!!!

Woo~~~!!!

Last sunday was a shopping trip for Melvin, MeiQing and Me at Bugis. They wanted to get me a birthday present but i got myself a t-shirt instead. Hahaz. Okay, i admit i was too fussy and i couldn reach a decision on what to buy. LOLz. But no one went home empty handed lah and that was great!!

Me, Melvin and MeiQing

We delibrately chose a place with lots of fans!! Hahaz...So that our photo will have the MTV feel..hahaz!! Look, MeiQing's hair is flying..Woo~~that has the MTV feel. While i look weird with that one strand of hair dangling..hahaz. Coz Melvin couldn edit the pics in time, so i have to settle for this not very nice pic. Sorry if u have got a shock from me... Hahaz...Nvm lah!! Muz have confidence in myself..hahaz

After much shopping, we decided to rest our legs at

AJISEN!!!

WOo..we had LaMian there. The LaMian was okay but the prices are a little steep for it's average noodles. Hahaz! Nevertheless, Ajisen can consider MeiQing, Melvin and me especially as their spokespersons instead of that "MOuse Love Rice" Guo Mei Mei. Hahaz. I will have a whole entry dedicated to them if i am endorsing their LaMian!! Come on Ajisen!! LOLz!!

Some pictures of the LaMian we ate:

Okay..i know they all look the same!! Hahaz.

Lastly, things we bought...

Woo...A fruitful trip to Bugis.

Melvin bought the wallet from wallet shop while i bought the t-shirt at a price of $22.90. Lastly, the "blink blink" stuff are bought by MeiQing. The Ajisen tissue paper was another hint to the Ajisen company..hahaz.

A rather short entry for today. Okay, i need to go le!! Bye!!

Signing off / 22.23 / 10 October

Hazy day!!!

Before i start, click on the "play" button pls!!! Hahaz. It takes quite some time for the song to play. So wait patiently while u read my entry. Now, my idol is JOi Chua..Muz support her okay...hahaz

Omg..the haze is killing me!!! It has hit a record high of 150 now. I really hope that there will be no school on monday but the haze is already giving me nose and eye irritations!!! Cant imagine how Singapore will be when the PSI goes even higher. Staying indoors doesn help coz there are windows!!! ArGh!!!

Today, i went to get myself passport size photos coz i need them badly for my examination. I waiting patiently for the instant photos when the uncle interrupted my thoughts suddenly.

"hmm....are u studying in the University??"

'Not again!!Do i look that old!! Do i look like i am 23!!!" I thought to myself.
Smiling awkwardly, i shook my head.

"Oh..then u must be in the army right? hAhaZ!!"

"Very funny meh!! Ha what ha!!!" Thoughts raced through my mind as i replied, " No lah, i am studying now. I am in JC."

"oh!!" He exclaimed, pausing for a while before continuing, "Second Year?"

I almost suffer a concussion instantly. Hahaz. Okay, i exaggerated!! But do i really look that old!! WaHHHH!!! LOLz!!

"No lah, i first year."

"Oh...like that still very young what!" He giggled.

Omg...he still has the cheek to say that to me. "Still very young what!" What the hell!! I not young meh!! I am only seventeen leh, somemore only seventenn for less than a week loh. Hahaz. Even if i am in my early twenties, i am still young ah..!!! Do i really look that old!!! Hahaz...I cant imagine how i will look like when i am twenty. Ppl may mistaken me for a thirty year old UNClE. Wahhhhhh....i dun want this to happen!!! Hahaz....

Okay, i know i have already blog abt this before but let me blog abt it once more okay...Hahaz...I promise i will churn out entries more interesting in the near future. Okay...Juz a short entry for today.

Signing off / 23.06 / 7.10.06