Friday, April 20, 2007

i am BACK!!

Went to visit KongLim today. From his rosy complexion, i think he is feeling much better now. Furthermore, with the 上等 tonics we bought him, it's just a matter of time before he recovers and starts frezzing us with his CORNY jokes..HAHaz. But apparently, he is reduced to bones when he is already really thin before the operation. Okay, let's just hope that he will get well soon. Kong Lim, GET WELL SOON!!!

REcently, i have great plans for my beloved home country, SIngapore. Ever since INdonesia ban the export of sand to Singapore, we found ourselves in a grave situation. Construction cant continue!!! If Indonesia can ban the export of sand to Singapore, so can Malaysia. OUr causeway rivals will soon call the stop of the sale of chickens, pigs, ducks and vegetables to us.

Therefore, we should start to be self reliant. Sand is a natural resource. We cant get more by just swimming into the seas and start digging the sand out for ourselves. But we can surely provide ourselves with food.

So, I thought of something GREAT. HAHaz..

We can change these HDb flats


INto

THis!! A chicken farm!!

We shall name the estate the Animal Farm.

Don't u guys think that this is a feasible idea?

Since we always complain that we do not have sufficient land, so the HDB flats shall solve the problems. It can extend vertically without any restrictions. Furthermore, on that particual level, the chickens are free to roam about. THey fly, they run and they fight. THis will make them kampong chickens!!! And they are delicious!!! HAHaz....WE can have 20 levels of chicken farms. Another block for pigs. Another block for ducks. And a large one for cows!! Hahaz..

I am clever. Don't u think so?? HAHaz

It's time you guys vote for me into the parliment.!!!

I will be in the Worker's Party.

HAhaz...

Okay, it's time to go. Sorry for such a boring entry. Pls remember to tag!!!

Signing off / 21.4.07 / Saturday

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