Friday, December 08, 2006
Genting Highlands.
If nothing happens, i shall return with some photos. But i may not blog about the Genting trip coz photos are taken with Digital cams. If i look really horrendous in those pics ( WHich i think i will ), u guys wun get to know what happen in Genting Highlands. HAhaz...
But what if something happens..HAHaz!! What if i am rob and rape?!?! HAHaz..
Even though i am a guy, but they may send hot malaysian chicks to seduce me with sexy pole dancing..HAHAz..But seriously, they don't get anything out of that lah. So i will dismiss this possibility.
But i may get rob!! OMG....To all malaysian robbers, if u guys are targeting me, u have all got the wrong target!! I aren working and i am penniless!! Try my aunties instead!! They are seriously rich!! HAhaz..Nah..Juz joking lah....
Hope we will return safe and sound....
But if i really cant, MeiQing will see to my funeral. HAhaz.All readers will have to churn me an entry on how great a friend i was, and how my blog has bought u laughers!! Those who refuse will get scares from me in the middle of a peaceful night..HAhaz....
But CHOY!!! I guess we will be fine...
Looking forward to Ma Ti Su!! Wahhh..Love Ma Ti Su...
Signing off / 1.12pm / 8.12.06
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Updates!!!
Preparing for the storytelling activity

Brandon. Cute Boi!! Wanna give him a really hard pinch on his cheeks! Hahaz.
NoNoNo!! I wasn pinching this small little boy. I aren a psyco!!! I was just trying to get his attention. Trust me!!


Attentive kids trying to understand the morale of the story.


Activity time!! Crazy me and YuXian snatching away the jobs of members of the Reading Club. Hahaz.
Colouring Time!! Kids at work.
Like Me, KongLim volunteered to take part in the storytelling activity. But i did it because i love interacting with others. I enjoy the immense sense of satisfaction when i see others amazed of my intellectual skills. HAhaz...On the other hand, Kong Lim offer his service because he love kids!! He had little problems trying to get the kids to talk. And we can see that he simply loves them. From his eyes, i guess he wish that they were all his. ALL HIS KIDS!! HAhaz. No wonder "The more the merrier" was his answer to our question on how many kids does he want in future. HAhaz. KongLim will be a great dad!!
That will be for all!!! Looking forward to the next story telling session and the pinching of more kids. HAhaz. Just kidding.
Lastly, i will end with a picture.
JinHua, JianRong, Me and XueTing in Orchard.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
华语酷!

除了几天的 statistics 稍微欠佳,很多时候, 我的 blog 有很多人来看耶!哈哈
好啦。This is a boring entry. 相信我。我一定会努力写出一篇篇超好读的 entry。
我是个 famous blogger!! 哈哈! 大家都要 tag,然后说我是个 famous blogger。
其实我昨天到发廊为自己剪了个超短头。哈哈。虽然 Jinhua 一直认为我的头发若长一些,会比较好看。但是实在不容易打理。我个人认为短发较适合我这种懒惰虫。出门前随行的抓一抓,就可以了。

哈哈。 好了。不说了。绝对 superstar 开始了!!
再见!
Signing off / 星期四 / 8.02pm
Sunday, November 26, 2006
I Am Born A Prince
Back with a new song too. Ai Ni Wu Tiao Jian by Huang Yi Ling. Guys, this is a really nice hokkien song. Try listening. If u cant, you can try using Internet Explorer instead. Or there are some problems with its link. Try coming again later..Hahaz..
Guys and Gals, i cant get myself a j0ob!!!
First, Michelle recommended me to work at Daiso. I called her supervisor but his reply was " Sorry, we have enough people now. I will only know if there are any more job vacancies on the 1st of Dec." Argh!!
Then, JianRong recommended me to work at Bakezin. He told me that they were still hiring staff and his cousin just got employed last week. But when i asked if there were any job vacancies, his supervisior's reply was just the waving of her hands.
Wahh...I am depressed. Hahaz. My mum sneered at me for being slow. She said that i cant even get myself a bowl of "Meng Po Tang" even after i die...Hahaz. For those who don't understand what in the hell is "MEng Po Tang", It is a bowl of soup that u have to drink when u die to forget all the memories. Hahaz..
I tried consoling myself that perhaps i am born a prince. Hahaz. I guess i shall live the life of a prince since i just couldn get a job. Hahaz...
I admit i am fussy over jobs. Hahaz.
I don't wish to work everyday. And jobs that require me to carry heavy things every now and then are OUT. They will exert pressure on my kidneys..HAhaz.
I spent the whole day out at Orchard, trying to get a job. But instead of getting myself a job, i took a photo with "Liang Liang", the Chrismas tree. Hahaz..

Say Cheez!!!
"Liang Liang" looks so cute with her decorations..Hahaz.
That's all for today.
Signing off / 2.55pm / 26.11.06 / Thursday
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Hokkien Songs
THis is another all time favourite among our fathers and motheres. Huan Xi JIu Hao by Chen Lei. Hahaz. I uploaded this song coz the previous song received overwhelming good response. Hahaz.
Click play to listen! If not you will miss out lots in the discussion in my tag board.
Sorry for the lack the entries even though it is now the holidays. I need to brainstorm for interesting entries. Meanwhile, you guys get to listen to famous hokkien songs..Hahaz.
Gonna update soon. Real soon. Trust me. Hahaz..
Got really bored at home, so i decided to Zi Lian. Hahaz. Took a few photos. Shall post them now. Hahaz

Omg~~ My high forehead. My pic after photoshop. Woo~My skin looks clear.
TaTaDa!!!! Bored!! So decide to pick up my camera phone and start Zi LIan-ing. An alternative way to cover my high forehead on a "Bad Hair" day. Covering it up slightly will provide at least some cover for the high forehead. The shadows help too.

Sorry if u got a scare from me. Hahaz. I was trying out poses. Hahaz. Me without glasses. Look, i have "Feng Yan". In the past, girls and guys with "Feng Yan" have "Tao Hua Yun". But apparently, it is now 2006. So, having "Feng Yan" really doesn help.
"Feng Yan" are eyes that are upward sloping. Normally, the tip of the eye will be "pull" upwards.
Okay..this will be for today. Look forward to more of my updates ba.
Signing off / 7.55pm / Wednesday 22.11.06
Sunday, November 19, 2006
I Am Sick!!
Argh!!!
I guess i am really sick!!!~
Despite my poor health, Michelle Lim continues to make a din in my blog, pestering me to blog. Just to provide some amusement and entertainment for her!!! Coz she is bored!! ARgh!!! I am not a clown!!! An entry of mine can perhaps cure for boredom for just like 2 minutes ba!!!
I am feeling weak now even though my temperature reads 36.8. Whenever i pop the tablets, i feel much better. However, after the medical effects dies off, I feel feeble again.
Friends, i won't live long. Even if i live long, i will be a burden. Hahaz. I always experience pain in my kidneys. *ouch Didney failure really sucks!!
I am afraid that the antibodies will create hell in my kidneys...
Pray for me, friends. Hahaz.

Guan Yin Niang Niang
Pls Bless Me With Good Health ( English )
Bao You Wo Sheng Ti Jian Kang ( Chinese )
Po Pin Wah Sin Tah Ho Hou ( Hokkien )
Christians can pray to Jesus too. Please Help!! Jesus will bless me too right..
I feel sick, i feel weak, i feel feeble, i seem frail, i seem ill, i look pale!!
WAHHHHH!!!!
Signing off / Sunday / 19.11.06
Sunday, November 12, 2006
hOrrEndous LoOking pIcs 3
Hahaz. Coz i am afraid that i may provoke more if i insist on posting more pics of my friends on my blog. Hahaz. Everyone is so terrified of me now...
So are u guys ready for the last tour?
Lets start with a super cute pic of me and JianROng

Taken in sec 1
This was JianRong at his peak. Hahaz. He looks cute with his chubby face. WHile i tried hard to look cute with that "twist". Hahaz. Don't u guys think that i resembles BBT. Hahaz. Even my uncle thinks so. He insisted that i shld join Top Fun ( Huan Lei Tian Feng ). Hahaz. OMG..JianROng, no wonder u are once a member of the TAF club....
Oei...my skin was once flawless!!!!

From left: Me, JianRong, WenQi and Pauline
Sorry, WenQi. I still posted our photo. Hahaz. You really look like an aunite in sec 2..hahaz..but....Nvm lah. What matters is u look chio now. JianRong and I were send to take part in a Lun Wen competition coz we were the elites. Together we tag team with WEnQI and Pauline of River Valley High School to clinch this

Wooo...We were one of the only four groups who managed to get an award!!

Look, WenQI is so much better now. Hahaz. She is now the one on the left. OMG. From an auntie to a "Shao Nv". I am sorry but i don't know the girl on the right..hahaz.

UFOs in our enthic costumes. Look, this is another "Lean Forward Pose" of us. Needless to say, our "Zhu Da Ge" is "Shen Qi"!! Hahaz

JianRong and I
I was trying to be cute with my "Looking innocently eyes". Hahaz.

Guys and Girls all in our enthic costumes on racial harmony day.

Me and my friend from China, MingMing.
OMG. Do i look like a nerd? Hahaz. i wonder why i had the courage to go to school with this hairstyle. But it wasn exactly my fault. I just went to the Ah Pek!!! Wahhh....I thought they say "Jia You Yi Lao, Ru You Yi Bao". I trusted the Ah Pek what....

Hmt gang with Xu Lao Shi
Gosh!! Xu Lao Shi is still so childish despite his old age. Hahaz. He planted "rabbit ears" for me. I muz say he is really young at heart...

My Maths and Geog teacher-Mrs Yip and Ms Kwa

After SYF. Chairman RongJie and Me.
U shld try enlarging this photo and u see how oily my face was. Hahaz. Recedding hairline too.

From Left: Zhi Kai, JianRong, Me and JinJie
i was trying to act cool but i failed terribly. Look, taking photos with digital camera is really a "no no" for me..hahaz.
Now, let me introduce. They are infamous Zhu Ti Pai. (Pig Trotters Gang). Oei, I wasn the one who gave them their gang name. It was some guys in my class who gave them their gang name.
If u wish to join their gang, your dad must earns at least $10 000 a mth. And you have to be of a certain magnitude..Hahaz.
Oh yeah, they condemn food courts!!! Food courts are always the last on their list when they dine out. Resturants are then their choice.

OMG...Eng Mei Qing was once an auntie too!!!! MeiQing, I know you were about to stare in a skit when this photo was taken, but?!?! *faint
Being your manager and your 13-year-old friend since Kindergarden, my advice is don't try this again!! Your image is totally ruined!! Hahaz....

MeiQing Now
Even though u had the same pose in both photos, but the constrast was large!! Hahaz...
Lastly, i will end with a photo that we took during Graduation Day.


The small one is for those who wish to set this photo as your display pic..
Frenz 4eva!!!
Woo...What a long entry. I spent a really long time on this entry.
This will be the finale for horrendous looking photos coz i have offended too many of my friends le. Even though i still have more photos to contribute to part 4, 5 or even 6. But let's call it a stop here ba.
Happy Reading!! I wun be blogging so often after this entry le!!!
Signing off / 7.56pm / 13.11.06
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Project Work has finally ended!!!
The stickers that we need during our oral presentation
Happy us taking photos of ourselves after oral presentation.
Top left : WenTing, ZHuanWEi
Bottom left: Me , Niu LI and Jiang BIn
Hmm...i think i smile weirdly in this pic..hahaz....

Another pic of us took with Niu LI's phone.
Omg..i think i look really uglier here. Wahahaha!! Gosh!!

Me acting cute with Niu Li
hEhex..I very cute hor...HAhaz. Eh...I don't have sunburnt. Don't ask me why i have such a red face. The above 3 pics are taken on the same day..hahaz.

Yeahh!! Just hand in this file of ours and we will be freed!!!
Woo~~hooo!!! I am offically free from Project Work.
Hahaz...Juz a short entry today. Horrendous looking pics 3 are coming out soon!! Look forward ba...
Signing off / 3.36pm / Sunday
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
hoRRendous loOking pICs 2!!!
ACtually, today's entry isn just abt how i look back in my secondary days. Hahaz...Gonna post photos that bring back fond memories that all Fuhuanites now miss!! Not all lah, but at least my friends and us...Hahaz.
Pls don't question me on why we are called Fuhuanites!! I cant give u an answer!! OkaY, I know it sounds rather lame...ha. But what can we do. WEn Xiao Zhang says we are Fuhuanites mah...
Gonna start...Be prepared!!!! U may be featured in my blog!!! ANd be as famous as Michelle. Hahaz. She was the talk of my class when i gave her a large coverage in my blog...

Omg..JieTing gambling!!
Hahaz...Do u guys remember our favourite pastime during our secondary school days. It was gambling!! This is a proof of how much we love gambling!! "Chua Tai Ti", "Ban luck", "Poker", "Mahjong"...all we know. Hehex. If u don't know at least one of them, u are not eligible to join our ABC gang...hahaz. I remember we were caught for gambling not just once. But we never learnt our lesson!! We continue playing even after we were caught by Mr Govin. Hahaz. I wasn caught by Govin loh. COz i was sick that day when many kena caught.
ANd when everyone already pa-kak hao liao, say we were just playing CHeat. But when Mr Govin probe further, Nicolas actually replied that we were playing "Chua Tai Ti"!! Everyone almost fainted loh. Hahaz...Fortunately, Mr Ong aka Superman was really nice to let all everyone off. Phew....and we never learn our lesson....

Sec 3 camp!!!
Haha. So fun!!! If i hadn remember wrongly, we were singing our school song. Ha. Coz the instructor told us to sing some songs, and we decided to sing our school song.
And Michelle Lim Ai Yi was so afraid to play the flying fox. Remember, I did mention that she had phobia for heights in my last entry. She stood on the platform for 5 minutes!! Folks, i am not joking. 5 minutes!! No wonder some other ppl cannot play!! And when she "Flew Down". she screamed hysterically!! I really mean it loh. Everyone put down what they were doing at once and turn to the flying fox station to see if a disaster had occured..hahaz. As michelle flew down, a girl in front of me exclaimed, " i want to be like her loh. Scream SO loud when i come down, coz like that then shoick." I was like -_-....

Cheerful me chit-chatting with Ms Chua...GOD...i wasn picking my nose!!! Hahaz

Racial Harmony Day!!
We were dressed up in different ethnic costumes. But when Michelle and I wasn clad in any ethnic costumes when we had photo taking..sadden. And my hair looks SO not cool last time..hahaz.

UFOs striking a pose!! LOok, this is our "Zhao Pai DOng Zhou" (Signature Handsign) for the UFO band. Cool ba!! Different from Machi loh!! Hahaz. Eh...i was sleeping when the photo was taken..hahaz. Hmm..Michelle also..HAhaz.

The only 10 from our batch taking Higher Mother Tongue.
We were the elites!! Woo~hoo. Miss our HMT class so much. COz HMT class was a time when i could scream, shout and sing like nobody's business. Xu Lao Shi was just like a father to all of us. In fact, he is my "Gan Tie"(Godfather)...Miss him too. Hehex. Hope we will have a HMT outing soon.

Our HMT outing at the start of this year
Hmm..i was sleeping again..hahaz. JianRong and I will always have ways and means to make Xu Lao SHi foot the bill...hahaz. This was when Michelle will be really annoyed. She insisted that we should give Xu Lao Shi a treat..hahaz. Michelle, stop putting up an act lah. We know u love freebies...hahaz.
Hiaz..i think i gonna stop here ba. Or i will cry soon. Hahaz....
Missing my secondary days.....
Signing off / 1.25am / Thursday
Friday, November 03, 2006
Horrendous LOoking Pictures Part 1
LOoks like my MeMe saw the rise of several interesting entries. One of those will be YuXian's dowan kim zua.i mean yes i need money of cuz but dun burn beside me lar.its like blue tooth ma dunid to burn so near rite.ha. >_<~~ burn it behind or sth!i dowan to get choked to death aft death
And ZhanHui's i will be facing downwards with my butt exposed. And every people attending my funeral will have to place both of their palms on my butt cheeks and say "Oh, god bless you!" Yes, to prove that i have a firm butt, even after i've died. My son will grabbed a handful of my ashes and blow in the face of people attending and while chanting "He will always be with you." Hahaz. Interesting entries by the both of them!! Applause!!!
Recently, Melvin suddenly shock me with photos we took during secondary 2. OMG. I look horrendous then. Okay, i admit i look ugly now, but i believe i look better than i look in Sec 2 ba...
So, i shall name this entry "Horrendous LOoking Pictures Part 1"..Hahaz. If the response prove to be overwhelming. I may consider having part 2.
First, lets start off with this...

Me and JianRong
Woo...Me and JianRong in Secondary 2. We look cute right!! With our 70's hairstyle!!
Hahaz...Stop questioning me if my hair was cut with a bowl!! It is not!! Wahhhhh!!!..i just went to the ah pek lah. Ah pek very traditional ma...so they cut this hairstyle for me. Hahaz. I was telling JianRong that we can both stare in "Chu Lu" as the male leads. He looked like a rich man's son while i looked like i am from a poor family. Then i always kena bullied by him. Actually, when we were in sec 1 and sec 2. It was REALLY SO...Hahaz. I always kena bullied by him.
Oh yeah, JianRong was really fat last time. He was once in the TAF club. And to make things worse, this pic wasn taken at his PEAK...hahaz. He weighed the heaviest in Sec 1 and I believe he reached a shocking weight of 60+ with just the height of 155 then. OMG.
Another pic of us taken with Ms Chua

Ms Chua, Me and JianRong
Another view of the both of us. OMG. I can only say we look cuter!! Hahaz. I love my "All the same length frin"...LOLz...WOo...cool man!!
Ms Angeline Chua Wan CHing looks adorable too. With her "cabbage like" hair, she can easily pass off as our star blogger Eileen Kang Pei Fen aka Bao Xin Cai cum cabbage..hahaz.
Fire Drill~~~~~~~!!!!
Try spotting me and JianRong..hahaz
Miss Fuhua so much. EVen though i look really horrendous back in Fuhua days. Hahaz..
But JianRong has since evolved into a supermodel with his looks and physique. In other words, he looks HOT now!! Hahaz...While i remain an ugly duckling..wahhhh!!!
Taken in sec 4
Slimmed down liao hor...hahaz
Gonna end soon!! I will post more pics of me and my friends in our secondary school days if i receive overwhelming response from my readers..hahaz.
No UNPLEASANT comments pls!!! Thanks.
Signing off / 8.43pm / Friday



