After Confinement Week

Hello, everyone!! My confinement week is over! Haha.

Apparently, i have survived through 17 days in the army. After being in the army, i then realised that even watching an uninteresting tv programme can be a luxury! I cant tell you how army life is on my blog because i don't wish to risk being charged! Haha. If you wish to find out more about my army life, do give me a call. Haha.

Anyway, i don't know if i had spend my days wisely, but i am glad that i am able to meet up with my friends.

Unfortunately, you will not get to see photos of me being bald because i look fucking ugly without hair. HAha....

Okay, it's time for some photos.

Preparing for our gathering,

Michelle is probably sad because she hasn seen me for more than 17 days. HAHA

Sergent Lim to be and Jeron Kan.

The slut-John!! HAha....

Xueting is so sensitive towards the camera. HAha

The new national service man!!!

The group photos!!

Gosh!! I shouldn be spending so much time on this!!! My time is really precious now. HAha..Bye

Farewell

Farewell!! HAha...

Tomorrow, i will be enlisting. So, this is your last time you are going to see me with my hair. HAha...Pls cherish these moments.


Meanwhile, pls do listen to those songs i have uploaded!! HAha...

If you are lucky, i may perhaps post my bald photos here 2 weeks later. HAha...

See you guys in 17 days time!! Wahhhh....Bye!!!!

Emoing

Hello Friends, sorry for the lack of updates!!

Don't fret!!! I am not in the army now. HAha...

I just finish watching both 还珠格格1 and 2 on youtube.

Yesh~!!! Yesh~!!! I know it's really pass-sey to watch this 2 drama serials now but they are seriously nice!! I don't know why but i was really emotional after that. Could it be due to the fact that i am going to the army in less than 5 days. HAha...

Seriously, i was really touched by the love between 五阿哥 and 小燕子. HAha...Okay!! I know that it's only a show. I KNOW!!! You don't have to remind me!!!!

Now, just listening to this 2 songs, i get really really emo. HAha

当-动力火车

不能和你分手-赵薇




Both songs have exactly the same lyrics but they have a different tune. Amazing right. I am getting emo now. HAha..The lyrics are so well written. This lyrics should be included into the new syllabus for H2 CHinese. It can replace 在别康桥．琼瑶is such a talented lady!!

Furthermore, all H2 students should be tested on 还珠格格 instead. 茶馆 is so stupid!! HAha...Vote me into the parliment NOW!!! I will be in the Worker's Party!! I will let your children learn all these instead of those stupid things. HAha


当山峰没有棱角的时候
当河水不在流
当时间停住 日月不分
当天地万物化为虚有
我还是不能和你分手
不能和你分手
你的温柔是我今生最大的守候

当太阳不在上升的时候
当地球不再转动
当春夏秋冬不再变换
当花草树木全部凋残
我还是不能和你分散
不能和你分散
你的笑容是我今生最大的眷恋

让我们红尘做伴活得潇潇洒洒
策马奔腾 共享人世繁华
对酒当歌 唱出心中喜悦
轰轰烈烈 把握青春年华

Touching lyrics!!! I love both songs!!!

Sorry for the boring entry but i have been rather emo after watching the drama.

Rule #1

The soln to clear skin gang went to catch Rule 1 since Melvin is going back to camp tomorrow. I am really glad that Melvin is not an officer because this means that we can still hang out during the weekends!!! YAy!!!

I think Rule 1 has a rather good plot. Fiona Xie is hot, so is Shawn Yue. Ekin CHeng is hmmm......HAha. But Fiona Xie's voice was dubbed and the dubbed voice was really really disgusting to listen.

Of course, we had to camwhore after the movie. HAHa...

Our attempt at promoting the movie. HAha


Soln to the clear skin gang!! Omg!!! Our skin are all smooth now!!! HAHa...This is because my handphone only has a megapixel of 2!! HAHa..I love lousy cameras!!!

Vivi and Melvin. Oh yeah, Meiqing has a new name. She is Vivi now!!! HAHa...This is because she resembles Vivian Xu Ruo Xuan in one of our photos, so we decided to call her VIvi. HAha

Errrr...Melvin is lost!!! HAHa...(See the print on the tee)

Melvin and me. The Army Boys!!! HAHA

Vivi and me. I look terrible in this photo but since Vivi looks cute, i shall just post this pic. Haha.

White faces but nice pic. HAha...

HAha..Gtg, bye!!!

No One Wants It

No one wants it!!! No one wants my Mas Selemat article. Darn shit!!!!

Mas Selemat is like a nuisance to the society!!! His escape has led to so much waste of money!!! If his escape could at least allow my article to be published once again, i could perhaps not be so annoyed with him!!!

But my article wasn even published. Darn Selemat lah!!!

Anyway, i chanced upon my compo which i wrote for my Sec 4 prelims!!!

OMG!!! This compo created a massive stir back then. This was because much to the dismay of all of my classmates, i came in second in the class with a score of 24/30.

Apparently, i was well known for my bad english. And to my horror, my English teacher actually
wanted me to aim for an A in my O levels. HAha

I am now going to write you my compo. HAha

'Jiayang, be quick, we are going to be late for Wendy's birthday party.' Simon called for me. I sped down the stairs. clad in my casual t-shirt, jeans and a pair of branded sneakers and replied, 'Yeah, I am ready!' Together, we headed for our desination.

On our way to Wendy's birthday party, my eyes twinled mishieviously as thoughts raced through my mind. ' Something naughty is going to happen at the birthday bash.' I thought, grinning from ear to ear. 'Jiayang!' Simon's voice jolted me out of my thoughts. As if reading my mind, he said, ' I hope you are not going to try anything funny today.' 'Not to worry, I will not do something to spoil such a joyous occassion,' I replied with my eyes sparkling with innocence.

In no time, we reached the venue of Wendy's birthday party. The prety was already buzzing with activitives and laughter filled the atmosphere. I caught sight of the honoured guest, Wendy. I went forward to wish her Happy Birthday and we embraced. All of a sudden, i was attracted to a voice that was calling out for me. Instinctively, i spun around and saw Jack. We greeted each other and chatted happily. ' Quick, try the food while it is hot!' Jack urged and i nodded my head without a moment's hesitation.

I munched thoughtfully on my food. 'Where should i placed this?' I murmured incoherently. Suddenly, an idea struck me. I moved to the birthday cake, opened the lid of the box and placed the object.

'Everyone, this is the moment that we are waiting for. The birthday cake pls,' Mary requested. Indeed, this was the moment that i had been awaiting for. Wendy opened the lid of the box and to my delight, my trick was a success. Wendy stared at the object in disbelief. She rubbed her eyes to check if she was seeing things. No....she was not!! A sharp, ear-splitting shriek escaped from her lips. ' A....a...lizard is on my cake!!' She cried.

Unable to control myself, i burst into gales of laughters. I even had my hand over my stomach, trying to lessen the pain lurching in my stomach. Simon narrowed his eyes and stared at me. 'Wendy, i didn't know that you will be so terrified of a lizard. Trust you to believe that it is alive, it is fake!' I exclaimed. 'How could you!' Wendy cried. Between a series of giggles, i apologised profusely. Fortunately, Wendy is a big hearted person and she forgive me. The party went on as usual and we all had fun.

HAha....Nice?? Jianrong found my essay really lousy then. HAha..He felt that it was a lousy plot. HAha...

Okay, it's time for a chinese poem. HAha...

I chanced upon this poem on 暧昧 which i really liked. I know that many of my readers will probably skip this entire part of chinese words, but pls try your very best to read it even though it's rather tough. Because this time, it's going to be in traditional CHinese!!! HAha

暧昧

據說現在很流行曖昧，朋友的事例太多： 你們認識很久，他天天朝九晚五噓寒問暖的電話比你的鐘錶還要準時，你滿心歡喜你開始心懷期待，就連做夢都會笑出來，可是他就是什麼也不說，你對自己說等等再等等，直到有一天你看到他身邊有了另一個身影，你震驚"不是...這是....我是.....?"

在朋友眼裏你們很登對，每次聚會他做你的護花使者責無旁貸，你也發現自己對他有了些些的依賴，他總是不經意的拍拍你的肩很寵愛的揉揉你的發，朋友關於你們之間無傷大雅的玩笑讓你覺得很甜蜜，你說你感覺幸福就在不遠的地方，就在你以為一切都將水到渠成的時候睛天霹靂，他說他從沒對你有過這種想法，他說這是你的誤會，你呆住了"誤會?那麼多人前的親昵.....竟...竟然是...誤會.....?"

傷心嗎?難過嗎?痛苦嗎?只是，只是誰讓你把曖昧當愛情呢？

其實說穿了

曖昧是可以推脫責任的遊戲，沒有承諾就無需負責。

曖昧是你會不時去他的BLOG看看有沒有更新；而且你會留意字裏行間，他對你有沒有什麼暗示。

曖昧是明白人生有太多的無奈，現實有太多的限制。你知道沒有可能，但又捨不得放手。

曖昧是雖然他不是你的情人，但他卻會對你說：你對我是十分重要的。

曖昧是每當他提及他的另一半時，你會萬箭穿心。

曖昧是甜津津又同時酸溜溜的。往往從未開始，已叫人不安，患得患失。

曖昧是別人以為你們在搞地下情時，你會沾沾自喜。

曖昧是別人問你們是否戀愛中，你張口結舌。

曖昧是常常掙扎表不表白。你怕表白之後，你既得不到一個情人，卻又失去了一個知心好友。

曖昧是見到他，你會心跳。見不到他時，你會掛念他。

曖昧是你很想多走一步，但又怕會嚇怕了他。你會很小心流露自己的感情。

I love this one the most.

曖昧是有進一步的衝動，卻沒有進一步的勇氣。

我們曖昧，我們卻不屬於對方...

繞了一大圈的曖昧，最終還是回到原點。 曖昧完，發現世界沒變，變的只有我心碎的心。

If you have been through the process of 暧昧. I think you will relate to this article more. HAHa...
Ha..Time to end my entry. HAha..Forgive me if it's really boring. HAha

机会

This is going to be a long entry but friends, pls finish reading it. Thanks. i know many of you will skip always skip the chinese words. But this time, pls read the chinese words or you will not get what i mean. HAha.....

Have you seen this webpage before? Nvm if you have never seen this before. I shall tell you more about it.

It reads something like that:

U频道邀你当记者 访问张韶涵！

张韶涵即将来新加坡为新专辑《Ang5.0》 宣传，U频道让你有机会近距离接触这位小天后，甚至还有机会访问她，你的报道还将刊登在U频道网站上呢

小天后Angela张韶涵即将来新，出席两项活动，你将有机会以“记者”身份，采访活动，并访问张韶涵。

请告诉我们为什么你最能胜任这个“访问张韶涵”的工作。同时请写一段自我介绍，连同你的照片，姓名、身份证号码和联络号码电邮到XXXXX

WOO~~!!! I waS really excited when i saw this!!!! If you have been a reader of my blog, you will know that i aspire to be a reporter. Having such a good chance, how could i let this chance off. This is going to be such a good stepping stone for me. I will get to know ppl from Mediacorp and even I-weekly. Of course, i participated in the contest!!!

And, in my bid to win the job of the reporter, i wrote a really really nice essay on myself.

Okay, i know you will be really eager to know what i had wrote. Fine, this was what i had wrote.

你好，我是王嘉阳。

今天写这篇文章的目的是想述说我为什么最能胜任这个“访问张韶涵”的工作。首先，我觉得我的华语程度非常的不错。我在中学和高中时期，除了都是高级华文的学生之外，我也是裕廊初级学院中文学会的会长，任职期为两年。（2006-2007）。除此之外，我参加了HSK的汉语水平考试（中级），也获得了Grade A的成绩。（注∶最好的成绩为Grade A) 最后，我也参加了商务汉语考试。在读与听得部分获得了Level 4的成绩，说与写的部分则获得了Level 5的成绩。（注∶最好的成绩为Level5) 这证明了我具备成为记者的首要条件---语文程度要好。

而且，我一直以来都对娱乐记者这份工作很感兴趣。去年，我也参加了958城市频道所主办的《校园记者争霸赛》，也打入了半决赛。虽然，我不能赢得这场比赛，但这个比赛让我更肯定自己未来要从事记者的工作。

最后，我对于娱乐新闻也拥有很好的敏锐度。这一两年来，我有不时地发表自己的一些作品，希望能够借此累计自己的写作经验。其中，我所发表的文章也曾多次在各大报章杂志上刊登过。我绝不是空口说白话，在我的电邮里，我将会把我之前被刊登的作品全都attached to this email.

我真的真的很希望自己可以拥有访问张韶涵的这个机会。希望你们会给我这个机会，谢谢。

OKay!!! Stop laughing!!!

I know i may be a little exaggerating but i need to promote myself. Knowing that little knew about this event, i thought i stand a very very very good chance since little cheena poks are going to participate!!! I was really really really looking forward to this opportunity!!!

But~! BUt~! But~!!!!!

Before just the day before Angela Zhang is coming, i chanced upon a devastating news on Mediacorp's website. Actually, i didn chanced upon that news. I went to look for news on that reporter thingy because i did not receive any email from Mediacorp despite having only left just a day to the arrival of Angela Zhang.

To my horror,

原定3月2日至3月5 日来新为新专辑《ANG 5.0》宣传的Angela张韶涵， 由身体状况出现问题，没办法乘搭长途飞机，只好取消此趟新加坡宣传行程.

Yesh!! This was just what it wrote.

Oh yeah, there was a competition for entry passes to Angela’s autograph session. So, there was this small little section: 持有签唱会通行证的朋友看过来

YEAH!!! THAT'S ALL!!!! ALLL!!!!!!

What about those that participated in that reporter thingy? They didn give a darn!!!! Not even a single word was mentioned.

I was so so so upset and angry then!!!!

Friends, do you know how sway can i be!!!

I am really really sway!!! Often, i will look at my lifeline on my palm and ALWAYS, i am shock by the number of lines that are cutting through my lifeline!!

Being a traditional chinese, i believe that having lines cutting through your lifeline means that you are going to have a hard life.

Personally, i think my life is really really tough. I am leading a hard life. HAHa...

有人说机会是留给有准备的人。

Fuck 啦. 谁说的!

SAdden...=(

My Conversation With Xiano

Xiano: tsk.den u dowan tink of hou lu meh
My hou lu is NIE

Jiayang: I don't wanna be teacher
That's not what i want

Xiano: sigh.go try NTU chinese okay

Jiayang: I will try lah
But my chances are really slim
As slim as you. HAha

Actually, my words was meant to be a compliment. HAha...Okay lah, I admit that i was trying to be cheeky and sarcastic, but from the bottom of my mind, i really feel that YuXian has really slimed down a lot. Haha.

Xiano: Haha eh v funnie hor
u copy tis one and blog it down
see ur post rate wil be higher or not. -_-
eh i oso got one,my future route is rough.
as rough as ur face

Ha~Ha~Ha~

Funny hor!!! HAHa.

I bet my blog ratings won't be increasing. Haha

Coincidence?

Is This a coincidence?

I am just one month away from my date of enlistment and the Singapore Armed Forces are having their recruitment ad in my blog. HAHa

I will start exercising from today because i don't wish to die in the army. HAha

Actually, i have wrote a letter to Wanbao. But unfortunately, i guess it will probably not be published. I think i shall just post it here coz i don't wish to waste my efforts for writing. Please finish reading the whole essay because it took my quite some time. HAha

从马士沙拉未的逃脱看新加坡的国防

回教祈祷团头目马士沙拉未的逃脱已经进入了第七天。国防部也出动了军警，辜加警察和军方的搜查人员进行全面的地毯式的搜查，不放过任何的蛛丝马迹。不仅如此，许多名众也提出了悬金，希望能过激起其他国人留意马士沙拉未的行踪。这几天，国人可说是全民一心，捕“马”行动刻不容缓。

看到国防部全力出击，我当然感到很欣慰。但是，我想很多的公众就和我一样，十分不理解马士沙拉未何能逃离拘留中心。毕竟，拘留中心戒备森严，又有辜加警察看守，到处更可见武装的警卫。马士沙拉未未可说是插翅也难飞。他的逃离确实令人不解。这起事件让我对我们的国防部队似乎有些失望。

先不说马士沙拉未了。他毕竟曾在阿富汗接受过军事训练。或许，这也是为何他能轻易地逃离拘留所。但不久前，阿豪（黄娜事件中的主角）不也轻松的离境，这也太令人大感匪夷所思了吧。阿豪手无寸铁，也从未接受过任何的训练，竟也能徒步地走出新加坡，这是否说明了我们的国防部有着很严重的疏漏呢。试想想，这是否说明了恐怖份子们也能不费吹灰之力的入境呢？

我觉得我们的国防部队要肩负起很重的负担。因为，全新加坡人的安危都落在了国防部的手中了。我希望这起“马士沙拉未”事件能够激起有关当局的深思。或许有些人会认为我杞人忧天，但我觉得未雨绸缪才是防患未然的主要关键。

Oei, pls return to read the whole essay!! I know you have not finished reading.

Jinhua, pls finished reading it!! This will improve your chinese. HAHa

I guess the government will probably come after me after reading this. HAha...

Okay, i gtg. Bye.

I am back!!

No More Happy New Year!!! Haha...

Sorry for not updating my blog for a real long time!!! HAHa. I am basically rotting at home everyday. Yesh~!! Everyday!!


HAha...A photo that was taken from stomp. Gosh!!! Our foriegn workers~~!!!

Seriously, i don't understand why our Singapore government wants to relax the immigration laws to let thousands of foreigners flocking into our countries, ESP THE PRC!!!

ACtually, i don't mind them coming into our country if they only make up a minority of our population. But the problem now is THERE ARE SIMPLE TOO MANY PRCS!!!!

YOu see them everywhere!!! EVERYWHERE!!!! MArkets, MRT(ESP BOON LAY), SCHools, Your HDB, On buses...OMG!!! You can spot them EVERYWHERE!!!!

Personally, i think it's a dilution of culture. I want my Singlish instead of some accented CHinese. HAHa....Oh yeah, they love to speak loudly.

I think PRCS should all 入乡随俗!!! Seriously, if you can speak like 汤灵伊, i believe that the discrimination will be much much much lesser.

Okay, enought on the topic of PRCS!

Tomorrow, we are all going to receive our results!!! AHHHH!!!!!!

Friends, pls DO NOT SMS ME to enquire about my results.

I promise i will NOT REPLY to any of you. HAHa....

After collecting my results, i will probably rush home and sleep till the next morning. It will be a dream and i will apply for SIM the next morning. HAHa..

OKay, it's time to go. Byebye

Happy Chinese New YEar

Once again, Happy CHinese New Year!!! HAha...

I was really glad that we have four days to celebrate this festive season this year!! HAHa...

[New Year's Eve]

On New Year's Eve, we went Melvin's house to celebrate his birthday for him. Apparently, his birthday was the day before New Year's Eve. Heard that he was rather sad to celebrate his birthday in camp.

I think it was really thoughtful of us to give him a surprise. First, we lied to him that we were just heading to his house for some chit chat sessions. But when he headed for the bathroom, we fished out the cake from the fridge immediately!! HAHa

Tada~!!!! Nice cake from Swensens~!


Melvin making a wish. ANyway, he hoped that army will end really fast. HAha..That is what i hoped for too. HAHa

We even bought him a shirt since he doesn has the time to his shopping for the NEw Year.

Cam whoring was next! HAha



We were trying to look candid in the second pic. I like the second pic!!

Yeah!!! Melvin is having his field camp now. Let's all pray hard that it will be sorching hot for the whole week.

[Chinese NEw Year]

I bought a shirt for myself while i was shopping for Melvin's present. HAha...


Tada~! This was how i looked for the Chinese NEw Year! Quite himbo huh! Pardon me pls!!

Don't ask me why i always look like that in my photos!!! HAHa

Lion Dance!! Every year, my dad insist on inviting the Lion Dance Troupe to my house.

Seriously, i am rather tired of it since it's like an every year affair. He believes that by doing this, we will prosper!! HAHa..


Okay, i gtg!!! Byebye!!

Happy Chinese New YEar

Happy Chinese NEw Year!!!!

I know it's too early for this. But well, we are just left with less than 2 days to CHinese New Year.

I know i am a copycat, but so what!! HAha...won't understand the joke if you are not a loyal fan of Mediacorp. HAHa

数一数二数来宝，祝你们鼠年万事好！

Anyway, i am now going to tell you more about my funny encounters. It's fine if you find them lame. HAha

Not too long ago, i was all discussing where i will love to tour with my friends.

Jr suddenly said, "Actually, from the countries that we wish to visit, you can actually know a person's character. For example, Paris=Romantic and etc."

Being curious, i asked, " Then Taiwan leh? What if i want to go to taiwan?"

You know what Jr said! He said,

"Cheena Loh"

HAHAHa...Fine~. I admit that i am cheena.

Today, i called a tour agency to enquire more about their tour packages.

YEsh!!! I am most probably going on a tour to Bintan with some of my friends!! But this is not the main point.

Being effectively bilingual, i spoke in English.

We chated for around 5 minutes. Towards the end of the conversation, she asked,

"So what is your nationality?!?!"

OMG!!! Was my english that broken!!!! Did i speak with a Chinese accent?!?! Darn!!! She must have thought that i was some China man who is trying to cheat the agency of their money. HAHa

Okay, i do admit that i spoke in really bad English. Gosh!!! But I cant help it. Bad English just comes naturally to me!!! HAha

Friends, speak to me in English!!! I need to improve my English!!

Okay, it's time to go. Enjoy your Chinese New Year!!

A Day Of Work With Me!

Hello~Everyone. I am going to bring all of you on an excursion tour!!! Yeah~~A day at work with the 金牌Promoter.

This is what i faced whenver i start work. Seriously, i detest the "setting up" part of my work the most. HAHa. Sometimes, i even need to set up my own table. Oh Yeah, I was the one who set up the table in the picture.

Transforming...

Transforming....

Tada~~! So neatly arranged!!! HAHa

After arranging, i will chat with other promoters while waiting for the lunch time crowd.

When the lunch crowd arrives, they will make a mess out of everything as they insist on taking the packets stacked below.

See~

So messy!!!! HAha. Despite having many customers around me, i still managed to take a photo of my table. HAHa

OKay, this is me during work. HAHa..Camwhored while waiting for the lunch crowd. HAHa...

Friends, ask your daddy and mummy to the computer NOW!!!!!

It's online shopping for Papa and Mama. My company provides you with a wide range of fruits and nuts. Take a look.

Rolled Oats

Cashnew Nuts

Pistachios

Peeled Pumpkim Seeds

Mixed Rasins

Mixed Peanuts and Rasins

One packet for $4.20, 3 for $10.80!!

I am not earning commissions!

I am just glad to help if you guys need some nuts for Chinese New Year.

Further discounts can be given.

3 packets for $10 if you are buying from me. Other products like dried mango, dried guava and cranberries are also available.

Pls sms me before 2pm tomorrow.

But you guys have got to accomadate me when it comes to collecting your things. HAha

Okay, bye.

Review of hosts 2

I Found out something!!!! Fewer people are tagging my board now. HAha...OKay nvm. I know many of you are actually reading my blog. COz the stats says so. HAHA

Anyway, i heard a rumour saying that our A level results may be out before CHinese NEw Year!!!! God darn shit!!!! I don't wish to hear any enquires from my relatives on my results coz I know i won't do well!! Darn shit!!! HAha

OKAY, it's time for the review of the hosts!

IN:



The only 2 that i feel should continue their hosting career. Well~, they both have got a strong command chinese. I love Vivian Lai coz she is really funny when she tries to act like a bimbo. HAha. But Meiqing say she is one!


Let'see:

Being under the category of Let'see means they are generally okay. But they need more time to be better. First, Belinda may win us over with the programme Finding A Singaporean. But if you have noticed, she is speaking mostly English throughout the whole show. But her hosting skills are generally fine lah. I love her laughter!!!

Lee Teng will be the next host of Home Decor Survivor if there is another season. Trust me!! He is rather talented! Furthermore, he is armed with a great command of chinese lah. That is a plus point.

LAstly, Michelle CHong. SHe has bad hosting skills. But her plus point is she knows how to imitates people with different slangs. Variety shows like The NOose is rather suitable for her. But when it comes to 普威之夜, OMG!!! SHe needs to be replaced!!!

OUt:

OUT! It's hard to say why they cant host. But they are just lousy lah. Esp Shen Yun Ying. If i am not wrong, she made a mess out of Show Luo's press conference. Shibam, is it true? HAha. Cui Fang needs more chances lah. As for Calvin Soh, writing and singing songs will be much a better job for me.

LAst but not least, let's not forget

CHEN TAI MING!!!

OUT!!! OUT!!! OUT!!! OUT!!!! Producers of 普威之夜, pls get him replaced!!! Omg!! He is damaging my ear drums!!! Bad articulation and procuniation, that's all i can say.

Okay, that's all. I need to rush out my article for I-weekly!!! Bye