Tabloids!!!!

LISTEN UP PLS

All JJcians!!! Listen up!!! I have a really really juicy gossips of one of our Gp teachers!!! Gosh!!! This is too amazing to be true!!!!

Just today, i heard Yuxian saying that one of our Gp teachers acted in a drama serial, 随心所欲! I didn believe it at first. This is because i did watch the show today morning too. And as you guys know, i am a Tv fanatic!! I pay my utmost attention to tv programmes, but i couldn even detect someone who even resembles any of our Gp teachers!!

Fortunately, YuXian had a record of that show. So we hooked our eyes on to the video. When there were scenes of 'her', we were practically screaming. But i was going, "Nah, it's not her!!!"

To make things more true, MingmIn added that out Gp teacher was an alumni of the prestigious Star Search programme which has found stars like Zoe Tay and Christopher Lee!!! She was from the 1999 batch. Vivian Lai was crowned the champion that year.

I am avoiding her name b'coz school does have stupic checks on our blogs. HAhaz..But this isn a bad thing right. We do have our dreams!!! Perhaps she had her stardom dreams when she was young too.

I remembered the You Weekly featuring previous winners from the Star Search programme. So, i went back and had a brief check. To my horror, she was really a finalist in the Star Search. But her road to fame came to a halt as she could only emerged as the second runner up for Singapore. This means that she wasn one of those who could compete with contestants from the other countries. Remember, countries participating can only send a maximum of 2 contestants.

I took photos of her...HAhaz. Try enlarging them.






OMG....You guys see her?? She is the one in the middle!!! Okay, i know. It is a little blur. Magazines do reflect light, so it's hard to capture shots like this. But fortunately, photoshop saves the day!! HAhaz...

Try harder now if u couldn find her just now!!!

Found her!!! She has a striking resemblance with one of our Gp teachers!! Okay, i know!!! You guys will argue that people do look alike!! I am going to prove you wrong now!!

LOok!! Just see for yourself. Perhaps she is still now friends with Vivian Lai..HAhaz. Isn 'Ng' 黄?

Hmm...You may still be unconvinced. But i will prove you wrong!!! HAhaz...From the internet, i found her name again!!! Gosh!!! This is really too exaggerating to be true!!!!

Ha...Isn it astonishing?!?! I was really taken aback!!

But actually, this isn something sinful. I believe we all have our goals in lives. She could be aspiring to be a star then!!

But what makes it even more astonishing was that she acted in 随心所欲. Remember the show on beaches, hunks, sex and babes, starring Tay Ping Hui, Fu Fang Ling and Ix Shen!! If you had thought that she was one of the female leads, you are wrong. She merely acted as one of the bimbo care-le-fairs who was envious of the female lead. Apparently, she was only clad in a bikini. So..haHAz.....!!!

But this remains a mystery lah. Coz i am sure that she did participate in Star Search but i wasn sure if she had a part in the show. Yuxian and others find that girl resembling her. But i don't lah. Perhaps you guys can try catching her on national tv. I really hopes she appears again. There is a great chance of her appearing again coz she had scenes with the female lead.

Hmm...Yuxian has an unclear video of her. You can try approaching her for the video. Hmm..i will try to have the video on my blog soon!! Hahaz..

Hmm..actually i think she shld be the spokesperson for our school's talentime!! SHe can play the video of her participating and urge others to chase their dreams!!!

Oh yeah, 随心所欲 airs on channel 8, Thursday, from 2am to 3am. HAhaz...Yesh, u didn see wrongly. I know, it's the wee hours then. But a chance to catch our Gp teacheron NAtional tv is so much more appealing than having just that hour of sleep right!!! I shall remind you guys again next thurday. HAhaz...

See ya!!

Exams are over!!!

Wooo~~~Exams are over!!!! But that also means getting back our results!!!

i guess i have screwed up EVERYTHING. Hmm..perhaps less screwed up for Econs and Chem paper 1.

Chem paper 2 was darn challenging lah!! ARgh!!! SUck.

Anyway, maths and chinese are confirm failures!!!! HAHaz...OMG!! HOW???

Okay, i shall not talk about these unhappy things.

The quiz results are out!!!!!

OKay lah, Melvin's result was expected. HE got full marks!! HAHaz Come on, he is one of the members of "The solution to clear skin gang". HAhaz. If he doesn get 80 and above, there is something wrong. But Zhuanwei?!?!?! HOW in the hell did he got 100?? HAHaz. I mean i have only known him for a year or perhaps less. QUite shocking lah..

And Yuxian and Yilong got 80!!! OKay...ExpecteD lah. Since i always goosip with Yuxian. She shld know me well. And school means being lame with YilOng and ZHuanwei. HAhaz..SO..yeah...But somehow, it still puzzles me why ZhuanWei can get 100 marks!!

For 70, we have Xueting and JinhUa. Jinhua's result was quite shocking lah. HAhaz...But Xueting shld have scored better...

And Jianrong actually scored 60!!! THIs is BAD, jr!!!!! JiehUi got 60 too..!!! HAHaz..

50, we have Jasline. OKay lah..can accept

LAst but not least, the failures are Shi Hua, Eileen and Tingyun. OKay, i shall not comment on Shihua's result since apparently, i score 0 out of 6 for hers!! HAHaz...Tingyun's result is also okay lah. Considering the fact that she isn that close to me. BUT EIleen KAng PEi Fen..What has happened?? We have known each other since p5!!! I am so upset!! HAhaz...

Btw, there are 2 unknowns on the scoreboard. I have got their e mails here. They are ocean_sapphire@mail.com and crazy_lamechop@hotmail.com. What shocks me more is that crazy lamechop even got 100!!! Hmm..i know i am cute. But pls dun stalk me leh. HAhaz..

Okay, it's time to leave. Boring post, i know. Shall post more interesting post when school starts..BYe

Updates

5.55pm, Saturday

Oh gosh, i am sick. May not be going to school on moday. Hmm..but i hope i can not go to school on tuesady and thursday instead. HAhaz

A quiz on "How much you know me!"

Muz do hor..HAhaz

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070616055736-974497&

Updated on 12.56am, Sunday

I guess i am feeling much better right now. Hmm..is that a good news or a bad one. Coz mid year is just on monday!!! WTF!!!!

But being sick really sucks. You feel really feable..HAhaz

OKay..gtg. I need to sunday. ONE day left. JUst ONE day!!! JUST ONE DAY LEFT!!! TO the mid year!!!!!

All j2 jjcians screaming hysterically!!!!

Bye, i got to rush. Rush through the revision of my maths!!

Updates!!!

SIX more days to Mid Year!!! Gosh!!! And what have i studied?? Hmm..apparently, NONE!!!

If you haven seen me on msn for a long time, and perceive that i have been studying all the while..you are WRONG!! I haven been studying. It's just that my internet connection is spoiled. And i cant log on to internet.

Okay, i admit. I did study a little. But just a little. I swear!! HAHaz...

And despite strong promotion from Jiang Bin and Yi Long, i don't see great increase in blog viewership!! HAHaz..

Plus Thiha and Shujia 闹过绯闻!! HAHaz..

Wait till i received more photos from my friend. Then i will blog abt our horrendous past. HAhaz..XiNrong, i am waiting for your contribution..HAHaz...

Anyway, shall just post some funny and lame photos since my blog has regained it's past popularity.

Even though English is widely known as the international communication language, but some countries still cant use English properly. These countries normally have a homogenious race and they have their own mother tongue. So, let's see how their poor english has led to the dismay of many..HAHaz..

Hmm..." Do not put the shit of your dog!" Huh?!?! Then put where?? SOunds weird right. Hmm..not sound weird lah. The sentence structure is just totally wrong..HAhaz...

"Not get well, get drunk." HAHaz..i believe this must be in some pubs or clubs, encouraging others to drink more..HAHaz...But the sign seems to be showing someone puking leh. So i believe no one knows what this sign really means. Can anyone explain?

Last but not least, a nice poster promoting a tasty sandwich. It looks tempting right. But after reading, you guys will freak out!!

Nothing wrong with the sentence structure. But what about having a bite from a " MOUSE-watering" sandwich!?!?!

I bet you guys don't want this

In your sandwich right?? HAHaz..OMg..It freaks me out...How about you?

Okay, i got to leave soon. The internet connection at macdonalds suck big time. HAHaz..

Byebye..See ya soon.

Friends, encourage me to study hard.

And XInrOng, i have friends who have your photos. Don't fret. They are going to be up soon. Very soon. HAHaz..

June Hols!!

Woo~~It's the june holidays now. But i doubt any J2s from jj will feel joyful abt it. This is because the common tests are just round the corner!!! And i haven been revising!! It's true. ACtually, i am worried. But somehow, even though my mind orders me to start revising, my legs and hands just don't listen to my commands!! My hands are either glued to the keyboard or the remote control of the tv!! Gosh!!

Anyone out there wants a study companion? I will be glad if we can study together!! =)

I was browsing through my photos and i suddenly have the urge to continue the ever-popular horrendous look pics!!!

HAhaz..Aren u guys afraid? Jin Hua, i am going to search for your center-parting hairstyle pic. LOLz. Secondary school friends, pls contribute the photos to me leh!!

Okay lah, i found a super disgusting photo that i took last time. LOOK~~

HAhaz..!! OMG!! DARn ugly lah...And my face looks terribly oily!!! But sometimes, it is not within my means to control my oil glands!! C0z my face gets really oily after a long day. So any kind souls out there can get me some 吸油纸? I think you guys cant see how terrible i look lah..I have got a close up!!

BUT take a deep breath and stay prepared!!!

LOOK!!! OMG!!! GOSH!!! My hair!!! My teeth!!! And the high forehead!!!! This is DISTURBING!! HAHAz...

Why am i doing this to myself!!

I think i look better now right? HAhaz...This pic was taken during love fiesta!! Yeu Mei, Jia Le and Me.

Oh, JianRong, Jia Le was the one who said that u look cute. Quick, thank her..HAHaz!!

I think i have really changed. Changed for the better, i hope. LOLz. Hmmm....But some ppl don't change much. And that person is Xueting!!

This is a close up of her in sec 2. Okay what..quite sweet looking hor. A normal looking school girl. ANd SHe hasn really changed as years passed. See...

This is her now. No change right!!! HAhaz..Except for the hair...Okay, i do admit that she looks better now, but there isn really a much change. HAhaz.

OKay, this is a boring entry and i going to end soon.

But before i end, Shu Jia wants me to mention her in my entry. So SHu Jia, satisfied?? HA.

Anyway, ShuJia, Thiha miss you!! Hahaz..

And those who wants a study companion, find me okay!! I need to study!!!

Byebye!!!

Woo`HOo

YoOyoz!! i am back. Don't fret. I am not trying to promote my socks.

[ SoCKs ]

Thanks for the support guys. I have sold more than 10 socks in just 3 days. Wanna say a really big thanks to my classmates for supporting. Even when they know that the socks aren of really good quality. AND those who need socks, pls buy them from me!! Thanks. I have socks for guys too.

[ Lao KOk KOk ]

Lao Kok KOk is back!! bAck with that nasty mouth of hers!! Yesterday, she said " 俊林可以 take over 你的职位. " TAKE OVER?!?! To her, i am just someone that anyone can replace. Yesh!! I do admit that Jun Lin is outstanding. But she could have use words like "threaten" right. But anyway, i don't think that helps either. Even though Jun Lin is great, but i am sure i am better in some other aspects. For example, i am better with my words. But perhaps many doesn think so. INCLUDING HER!!!

Today, she went on to criticize me AGAIN. We were choosing our new batch of exco members and suddenly, she blurted "其实，会说话的人也未必会有领导能力，对吗？你们今年也尽历过啊! " WTF!!! 尽历过!! Isn she refering to me!! See, how mean can she be?? I was really fuming mad then!! Darn shit. Now, i shuddered at the thought of her face. She really sent a shiver down my spine!!

其实，我宁可她把我抽离exco,　好过她现在，时不时，冷不防的就来个冷箭．她大可以把我废除，不必转个大圈来损我， 她这样做只会让她自己显得更卑微，更不光彩！

And other teachers want their leaders to send sms to members every week. But when i offered to send sms every week, she actually told the j1s, " YOur this batch of seniors seem to have a lot of money, they prefer to send sms EVERY week." See, she even complains about this. SHe can easily succeed as the "Professer" living in Joo Chiat. Just like that "professer", Lao KOK KOk makes a fuss out of everything and anything.

GOSH!!! Gonna end, before my keyboard malfunctions!!!

Signing off / 9.21pm / 23.5.07

P.S: I have got really nothing against Jun LIn, i was really just trying to speak up for myself. =)

Socks For Sale

The solution to clear skin gang is having a socks sale!!! Wooo!! Aren't you guys excited? HAhaz!

Even though there aren't many positive feedback on the socks, i insist on selling them. Gosh! My blog is degrading into a socks blog.

No loh.. Is people ask for more socks loh! Jia Le even want a catelogue. OMG! $! thing also want catelogue. -.-" I think the catelogue itself costs more than what i earn.

Those who want the socks, please tag on my tagboard. It will be much easier for me.

Presenting to you..

MORE SOCKS!

As usual, 1 for $1! 6 for $5! Got discount leh. Grab them while they last!

走过，路过，不要错过!

Please hor. This is only $1 stuff. If you expect nike standard, then i suggest you buy from nike instead. Their socks will cost around $5 a pair, but you can wear it for years. You get what you pay. You decide. =)

Okay lah, gtg le!! BYe!!

Signing off / 19.05.07 / Saturday

Socks For Sale!!!

Hello, Everybody. Sorry for the lack of updates!! Coz blogger is down!! Seriously down!! And no matter how many e mails i have sent to them, they just refused to reply!! Darn!!!

Anyway, life have been rather boring for me. SO i have got nothing to blog about. Just wanna sell some socks online.

Those who want the purchase of the socks, just tag on my tagboard ba!!

Here are some photos of the socks:

We are only selling at a cheap price of $1 for a pair!!! This is dirt cheap lah!! Furthermore, if u make a purchase of 5, you get an additional pair free. So that means it is just 6 for $5!!

Come on, guys. Don't wait. 走过，路过，不要错过!!! HAhaz..

These are just a few of the designs. If you guys want, i can bring you more of them.

Okay, if you guys like them, just leave your tag at the tagboard. I will attend to u shortly. HAhaz.

What if no one wants the socks huh?? Then very malu leh..HAhaz

I act as someone who wants to buy and tag myself...HAhaz..

Okay, gtg le. Byebye

Signing off / 12.37am / 15.5.07

JUz another Update!!!

WEeeX.....Went for my medical checkup. HAhaz..If u haven go for your medical checkup, don't worry. It isn as scary as i thought. But the needles used for blood test do hurt!! HAHaz...

And there were some awkward moments when you will be asked to pee on a "litmus paper" and to strip to nothing..HAhaz. Call me if u wanna know more about the check up lah!!!

And after everything, you will be asked to complete an IQ test!! OMG!! That sucks totally!!! Apparently, it cost me 2 hours to complete that lame IQ test. And what makes me furious was those after me went off before me!!! Darn!!! I wonder if it was because i did the questions carefully or i was plain stupid!!! Argh!!! HAHaz..

[Labour Day]

Tuesday was a public holiday, Labour Day!!! Went to kbox with Jianrong, Melvin, Jie Hui and CHeryl. Took many photos but apparently, photos were taken using digital camera. So as usual, just gonna post one group photo!!

SQueeze!!!! Candid!!!!!

[Photos of my Desk]

I saw ZhanHui's entry on his desk. He describes this desk as "super messy". So i thought perhaps i should aLso post some photos of my writing table and you guys gonna see how messy my table is everyday!! Hahaz..

OMG. What a MESS!!! HAhaz..This is my table before use!!!

What about a close up!! HAhaz..Still got the belt that i wore on Tuesday. And a Miao Miao autograph book that i took out from my drawer coz apparently, my sister wanted to me to draw something cute for her. HEhex!! i was using it for reference.

You may wonder: " How did i do my homework all this while?"

Don't fret!!!! Coz within minutes, my writing table can be easily transformed into this!!

See!!! Clean right??? But where have all those rubbish went??


Hmm....It's all on my bed...HAhaz...See!!!

A close up for all my readers!! Hahaz..Stubborn me still refuse to keep my belt in my cupboard!! HAhaz..

Gosh!! I am utterly embarrassed. HAhaz..But nvm lah. It's normal for a guy's table to be this messy. HAhaz...

I guess i have found out the root to my pimple problems!!! It's because i am just too DIRTY!!! HHAaz.....

Okay lah, i gtg le. Byebye!!!

Signing off / Friday / 4.5.07

Random!!!

Wee..i am back!!!

Before i start, support my cousin pls. www.the-fleamarket.blogspot.com

It has been a week since i had the chance to touch my laptop due to SYF trainings. ANd to my astonishment, the moment i chanced upon Shi Hua's blog, i saw my name!!

For goodness sake, i hate mEmEs!!! HAhaz..And i am forced into one again!! Okay, the mEmE go like this, "NAME AT LEAST 6 THINGS THAT YOU HAVE TO/THOUGHT OF DOING IN FUTURE EVEN IF ITS IMPOSSIBLE?"

1) I have dreams about having a TV station when i grow up. I want one that can compete with Mediacorp!!

2) I want to be a 制作人. I have lots of ideas flowing through my mind on how variety shows should be run. I hope i can put them to good use in future.

3) I wish i can get endorsements from Zenic!! ( DId i spell " Zenic " right? ) HAHaz...Then my skin will flawless. ANd i can withdraw myself from the "The Solution To Clean Skin Gang". Bye, Melvin and MeiQIng!! HehEx.

4) I hope to have a simple life of living by the sea when i am old. Chickens will be reared and crops will be planted. My life will be simple but blissful..!!! But of course, with my love ones lah. HAHaz..And every now and then, people will beg for me to return to the TV station to produce better variety shows..HAHaz...

Okay lah, cant think of any le. Just stop here..HAHaz..The 4 persons to do this mEmE will be Eileen Kang Pei Fen, Teo ZHan Hui, Melvin Lim Teck Ren and Eng Mei Qing!!!! HAHaz..Enjoy....

[Karma]

Do you guys know about Karma? Karma is a form of retribution that strikes back 3 times at you when you have done something wrong.

ANd i totally believe in Karma!!! You know why? This was because of a tragedy that happen to me!!

At a tender age of 13, i was mischievous and i had a foul mouth. Actually, i do have a foul mouth even until now. But it's different lah!! HAhaz..

The tragedy began when the 6 Higher Mother Tongue students were having lunch in a KFC. They were MEiQIng, JianROng, Michelle, XUe Ting and YAxin and me.

All of a sudden, an idea struck me. Looking at Michelle, i said " OMG, 这边的人除了MIchelle,没有人有pimple的问题.

Of course, everyone burst into gales of laughter. Needless to say, Michelle was utterly embarrassed. But I was still gloating over Michelle's sorrow!!!

SO LOOK AT ME NOW!!! HAhaz...WHo is the one with pimple problems!!! ME!!!! HAhaz...

Retribution soon came after me. By the end of sec 2, my forehead was filled with bumps with exploding peaks!! HAHaz..And soon, it spread to my cheecks. Now, it is BEYOND CURE!! HAHaz....

HIaz..Michelle, i am really sorry. Can u please remove the curse? You wicked woman!! You must be a witch!!!! HAHaz.....

So guys, pls do not criticize the appearance of others. Now, i rarely criticize the looks of others. REALLY!!! I know you guys won't believe me. But it's true. I seldom criticize someone looking ugly. Yes, i still do it sometimes if that person piss me off. Or i was just cracking a joke.

So guys, don't be too offended lah. Don't cast a spell on me like Michelle does...HAHaz...

Okay lah, it's time to go.

SIgning off / 11.07pm / Saturday

Btw, there isn a curse lah. Just KARMA!!!! HAhaz...

i am BACK!!

Went to visit KongLim today. From his rosy complexion, i think he is feeling much better now. Furthermore, with the 上等 tonics we bought him, it's just a matter of time before he recovers and starts frezzing us with his CORNY jokes..HAHaz. But apparently, he is reduced to bones when he is already really thin before the operation. Okay, let's just hope that he will get well soon. Kong Lim, GET WELL SOON!!!

REcently, i have great plans for my beloved home country, SIngapore. Ever since INdonesia ban the export of sand to Singapore, we found ourselves in a grave situation. Construction cant continue!!! If Indonesia can ban the export of sand to Singapore, so can Malaysia. OUr causeway rivals will soon call the stop of the sale of chickens, pigs, ducks and vegetables to us.

Therefore, we should start to be self reliant. Sand is a natural resource. We cant get more by just swimming into the seas and start digging the sand out for ourselves. But we can surely provide ourselves with food.

So, I thought of something GREAT. HAHaz..

We can change these HDb flats


INto

THis!! A chicken farm!!

We shall name the estate the Animal Farm.

Don't u guys think that this is a feasible idea?

Since we always complain that we do not have sufficient land, so the HDB flats shall solve the problems. It can extend vertically without any restrictions. Furthermore, on that particual level, the chickens are free to roam about. THey fly, they run and they fight. THis will make them kampong chickens!!! And they are delicious!!! HAHaz....WE can have 20 levels of chicken farms. Another block for pigs. Another block for ducks. And a large one for cows!! Hahaz..

I am clever. Don't u think so?? HAHaz

It's time you guys vote for me into the parliment.!!!

I will be in the Worker's Party.

HAhaz...

Okay, it's time to go. Sorry for such a boring entry. Pls remember to tag!!!

Signing off / 21.4.07 / Saturday

I am tired!!!

I am tired!!!

I am tired of blogging!!! Hahaz...

i am perhas going to post entries like once a fortnight. Because life in JC is really really boring.

I bet you guys wouldn want to know abt my SYF practises, my homework or how many tests i went through this week. HAHaz....

Or perhaps i am going to stop blogging for some time!! HAHaz...

If u love my blog, tag me. ANd say inspiring words to motivate this discouraged blogger...HAHaz..

Say something like:

OH pls, Jiayang. Pls continue blogging. I cant live without your entries!! Whenever i am sad, your entries never fail to bring me laughter!!!

OKay, i am lame. BUt i am really tired.

Exhausted, Fatigued and worn out!!!

Not only because of studies. But because of many things that happen in my life.THings hasn been smooth for me this year.

But friends, Don't fret!! I will still be that happy-go-lucky jiayang that u know. But when the sounds fade and the lights are out, i shall then immense myself into a state of depression..HAHaz...

Okay, this is just an uncommercalised entry of mine!!!

TIme to say goodbye.

Yes, i know. It's a lame entry....HAHAz

Signing off / 12.28 / 16.4.07

Sorry if i have bored you!!!

whEre dO wE cOme fROm?

hELlo GUys, haVe you ever wonder where you came from when you were young?

I bet everyone of us did.

When i was young, i pondered over the question too. I would often question my mother where i came from. Being conservative Asian parents, my mother will never divulge the secrets behind it. And the answer i got was..

I was left stranded in a baby cot below my home. And my mother, being benevolent, decided to raise me up as her foster child!!!

HAhaz...And it must be a coincidence coz apparently, my mother told my brother that he was found at the stream beside the Jurong Canal.

YES!! IT's THE STREAM BESIDE FUHUA!!!

Again, my brother was in a baby cot. This time, floating in the stream, wailing at the top of his voice, almost bursting his lungs. My mother couldn bear the sight of him crying and so he was adopted..HAhaz

I believe the most common answers that we children got was WE WERE PICKED FROM THE RUBBISH BIN!!! HAHaz..

And i was so taken in by my mother that i even told my cousin that i was an adopted child of my mother. hAhaz...My cousin explained that my mother was just lying but i insisited that i was adopted..HAhaz...

And i was so envious when my sister was born coz she was not an orphan!! HAHaz

LMAO!!!!!

But sometimes we cant blame our parents for that. HOw would you react if your children ask you where they came from next time. It's hard to broach the topic...HAhaz

Maybe you would say...

"You know huh, Papa and MAma very happy then go inside the room and close the door then play play, then have you loh."

Your child will be really terrified and he/she will probe further "HUh..but i also always close the door and play inside leh..WIll i get pregnant?"

HAHaz...Then u reply, " NO..PApa and MAma got do some special things then can have you de lah."

"HUh..but do what special things??"

"Do..Do...do..aIYah....DUnnno lah!!!"

"tell me...tell me.....do what thing special?"

"Do....DO....Do....Do exercise lah...做运动啦!! And stop ASKING..HAHaz..."

HAHaz...IT's hard lah. But why those ang moh parents can leh..I beileve it's because they are less conservative lah..

Okay, it's a lame entry..Hahaz...Hope you have enjoyed it.

Signing off / 8.21pm / Monday / 2.4.07

Forming Gangs

yOYoz gUys, i am back!!! Ha..I know it has been a long time since i blogged. Coz school is busy lah. Will try to blog more often!!!

Have you guys form gangs with others before? Not as in those fighting ones!!! Is like maybe with a few of your good friends...HAHaz.

I have..HAHaz....Gonna introduce them to u guy!!

I know you guys have long heard about us. We are the famous UFOs!!! HAHaz...And this is our signature pose!!

UFOs was born because Michelle, Jianrong and i were relating to one another how pitiful we were.

But recently, i have form another gang with Melvin and MEiQing

Hello, we are "The Solution To Clear Skin Gang"....HAHaz..Coz whenever we hang out together. Our favourite topic revolves around better skin cure. Hahaz..From pimple cream to doctors, and the most frequent " OMG, 你的pimples比较好了!!" Our discussion never leaves our skin...Hahaz

I am visiting a specialist in Bugis. MeiQIng gonna find one in the town area and mElvin is visiting the Skin Care Specialist soon!! We really practise what we preach!!! HA

In chinese, we are "重现青春肌肤帮".....HAhaz..coOl right!!!!!

I really pity my friends around me. Coz they are often get lousy gang names with me around!! HAhaz..One day, perhaps, i will form a 帅哥二人组!!

HA...okay. Gonna end my entry! Sorry for the boring entry..Gonna go now!!

Signing off / 8.32pm / Saturday

6 wEiRd tHIinGs MeME

These are the rules:
Each player of this game starts out by giving 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly.

Okay, it's a lame meme. HAHaz

6 weird things abt me ah..OKay, let's begin

1. i lOve to pick my nose occasionally when i am free. HAhaz. Pls do not be too disgusted by this. IT's normal k!!! Don't u guys dig your nose. HAhaz. Sometimes, i uses a tissue. But most of the times, i prefer to D.I.Y. HAhaz..BUt don't fret, i will displose those nose shit really properly. TRUST ME!! I don't shoot them like my former classmate does.

Remember MOBILE CANTEEN!! HAHAZ

2. I love dialects!!! THis may sound weird to some. bUT i juz love my dialect. i sIng Hokkien SOngs. And i am currently learning Cantonese now. HAhaz

AIyah..DUn want to play the meME leh lah..I cant think of any.

OH pls, i am such a normal person. This MEme isn for me.

OKAy, so the five person will be MEIQIng, YIz, YuXian aND AH BAm!!!

I know it's a bit late for this..HAhaz..But nvm lah..LAst saturday was storytelling session. WOw..I can scare the kids again!! HAhaz

KIds at Work

Hmm..Girls, stop scaring the kids..HAhaz

ACtually, bring my camera was just an excuse for my favourite activity, Cam Whoring!!

mE and my 绯闻女友, Ah BAm...HAhaz. THis was what YuXIan said. WOw...COuple spEcs leh..


HAhaz..ME and YUXian. Hmm..I looks ugly in this photo. But since YuXian is trying her very best to squeeze herself smaller, i shall do her a favour by posting the photo. Coz she takes great pride in cam whoring..HAhaz

LMAO!!!

Actually, much more photos were taken, but due to the face that digital cameras are very not to my favour, i shall not post them...HaHAZ.

Okay, that is all for today. Our famous blogger needs a rest before he churns out much more interesting entries..SeE ya soon

Signing off / 9.24pm / Sunday

ChILdHoOd GaMEs, U ReMEmbEr ThEM?

yoYOz guYs!!! I am back. It has been a week since i last update my blog. I know you guy are yearning for more entries of mine...HAHaz...

Yesterday, i went to my auntie's house and i saw my little cousin playing some video games which i am not sure of. AS u know, i am not a IT person. I thought i could pass him my GameBoy since it has been in my cupboard for years.

Thus, I decided to offer him my GameBoy and his reply was, " HUh..nobody plays the GameBoy now leh. So old fashion. If you have PSP, then okay loh. "

I was dumbfounded. AGe has really caught up with me. WaHhHH!!!!!

Btw, That GameBoy cost me a hundred bucks then loh!!! ANd now, it is being regarded as something "orbit" and "or-piang"..HAHaz

HiAZ..This is what the new generation of kids play. So do u guys remember the games that we once played?? I do...HAHaz

Let's begin...Apart from the usual "Masa Masa" and "Character Playing", i believe, the first television programme that got us exicited and entertained was Power Rangers!!!

You remembered them? GO GO POWER RANGERS!!! HAHaz.. Green Ranger was my favourite power ranger then. Why??

Because he has a shield on his shoulder!! HEhex

I remember i would often ask, " WHy Pink Ranger is the only ranger that wears a skirt. What about Yellow Ranger. Isn she a girl too?" Hahaz

LMAO!!!!!

Remember him!!! He is that creature in that office. He speaks with a weird voice. ALso, there will be a ghostly figure on the screen!!! HAhaz. What are their names?

After POwer Rangers, Digimon were next. Okay, i know "Ta-ma-co-chi" was first, but Digimon was much more popular!!

All of a sudden, it became a fashion for everyone to be armed with a digimon.

OMG..THe very famous Agumon..HAhaz..

Shopping malls became overcrowded with children. Often, when my parents head for the shopping centres, i insisted on tagging along. Ha..This was because i wanted to BATTLE. HAHaz...VOices of " Wanna battle? " filled the atmoshpere whenver i visited a shopping centre.

And we are all so dumb to believe that "poison code", "winning code" and all the other codes exists..HAHaz

Lastly, we had POKEmon!!! I know, Neopets is next. HAhaz..But it's hard to blog about NeoPets..HAhaz

"Pika-pika-pi" became the cutest word in town. Much earlier than Yang CHen Lin's 口爱 and 可以吗? Ash, Misty and "What-is-other-guy's name" became household names, much famous than our Caldecott Queens, Zoe Tay and Fann Wong..HAhaz.

OMG...Team Rocket. They were once so infamous. HAhaz. I am sure most of us out there still remember their 经典台词 whenever they appear..

And the Pokemon game was really entertaining. We all had the chance to be Ash. We travelled through towns searching for POKEmons....

Hiaz..But these are all histories. How nice would it be if we have never grew up. Memories of childhood are really sweet.

Okay, guys, i have to go!!! Hope u have enjoyed my entry. See ya soOn!!!

Signing off / 15.3.07 / 6.12pm