My Ideal Funeral!

Someone help pls!!!

I have reached a "Pin Jing" in blogging!!! I have absolutely no idea on what to blog!! While i brainstorm for more ideas, i will treat an entry of MeiQing's blog(http://swirlingthroughmyway.blogspot.com/) to be a MeMe.And the title of the MeMe will be "My Ideal Funeral". Hahaz.

Like MeiQing, i hope i can die in my sleep. But unfortunately, both our parents have expressed that only ppl who have done tons of good deeds will die in their sleep. And i am definately not one of those who have done many good deeds. Coz i bitch abt others frequently..hahaz!

I hope my funeral will be a simple one. All tables will be covered with white cloth and visitors will be served with delicious food. I really hope that meat will be served to both my visitors and me. Coz i cant live without meat. Hahaz. And visitors will pay their respects to me with the joss sticks. However, Christians and Catholics can bless me instead.

If u are a friend of mine, u will know that i love to sing. So can i request for a stage and a band in my funeral. But I dun wish to see ROCK BANDS JAMMING!!! Hahaz. They will wake me up if they insist on doing so!! Hahaz. Smoothing music must be played while MeiQing, YuXian and ShiHua will sing for me, provided they die after me lah...Hahaz! ShiHua will play the piano and be my "He Yin Tian Shi". MeiQing will be my lead vocalist and YuXian will take over at times. I know the 3 of u do not know each other but for the sake of me, can u 3 come together and perform for me. Hahaz. Also, singing Cantonese, Hokkien and Mandrain songs are a must!! I will give English songs a miss since i rarely listen to English songs. But if MeiQing and YuXian are really tired, Eileen shall croon me "Hero", "I Never had a Dream come true" and a few of her signature Britney hits..Hahaz..A few hor, Eileen. Dont get so carried away that u cant stop!! Hahaz.

If a butterfly or a moth happen to be flying around in the funeral, don't chase it away!! i believe i am the moth or the butterfly. Hahaz...I just wish to see my family and friends for the last time....



But if u see a bee, chase it away hor, unless u wanna get stung by it. hahaaz...

Burn me lots of money too. And a karaoke system!! Hahaz...I need to go to BeiJing 101 and Zenic for better skin and hair implants even in hell loh!!! Hahaz. Need a lot of money hor!!

LAstly, friends and familes are to write me messags on how much they miss me, how much they love me, how much changes have i made to their lives...Hahaz!!

Ookay. This will be for now. I will add on if i suddenly think of more.

Five persons to do this MeMe ( My Ideal Funeral )
-Eileen
-Melvin
-YuXian
-ShiHua
-ZhanHui

Signing off / Saturday / 3.33pm

Back!!!

Woo!! I am back!! Back with an update!!! I know u guys miss me!! Dun deny! Hahaz..

Okay, i know u dun coz statistics have proven so!! Wahhhh!!!

From the statistics of my blog ( Just look at the blue column ), readers visiting my blog in a day decrease from a high 37 on Sunday to a low 13 yesterday. Just one week never update nia lah....Dun like that leh..No entry also can come see see ma. Also can listen to songs loh. I always upload nice songs one loh..hahaz.....Hopefully, my readership will soar to new high today.

Thursday ( 19.10.06 ) was a old friend's gathering at Jurong Point. I look so forward to our gathering coz it has been quite some time since i see JianRong, XueTing and Michelle.

SOme pIctUrEs tAken dUriNg oUr gAtherIng:

Melvin, JianRong, Michelle and Me!

Hahaz. I was trying to 'QIang Jing Tao"!!

JianRong, Me and Michelle

Look, JianRong is trying to act cool again!! But i think he fail..hahaz. Sorry Michelle, i know your face look really huge in this pic but i really dun have another pic of us. So i have got to settle for this. Paiseh lah..hahaz!! Really miss the secondary days when Michelle will eveasdrop the conversations that JianRong and I had coz she is sitting in front of us. And we called ourselves UFOs coz we think that we are ugly. Muhahaha!! Now, JianRong tries to withdraw from our UFO gang but JianRong, i am sorry, u CANT!!! hahaz. Coz once a UFO, always a UFO loh...

JianROng, Me and Melvin

LOok, Michelle. To show my remorse for posting that pic up. I post a pic of one with a receeding hairline. Omg!! Juz look at my hairline! I look like i am bald!! Wahhhhhh!!! Someone help me pls. BeiJing 101 and Yunan, come find me pls!! I need your services!!! I promise i will endorse your products free for u!! HAhaz..

Freebies!!

Hahaz. Freebies from NTUC!! Four cups of conflakes!! That look delicious right!! We have got to extend our greatest thanks to Michelle for having this 4 cups of conflakes. Coz when we were near the booth, JianRong wanted to embarass Michelle.

So he shouted:"Michelle, i thought u wanted to try?"

Michelle flee for her life while i added on...

"Yeah loh..yeah loh. Auntie, she want to try but she dun dare to!"

Hahaz..so that auntie replied "Aiyo, nothing to scare one loh, take loh, take loh."

Hahaz..Poor Michelle. She is always our "Xiao Bing". I know she was utterly embarassed. Hahaz!

JianRong performing a stunt!!

Insane JianRong was once again trying to some stunts to scare me again. He was sitting on the railing. His legs aren touching the ground! I guess he is really mad!! Actually, i took picture on the overhead bridge too..but the pics were horrendous!! Hahaz. SO i didn post them up..!!

Poor Michelle was left alone coz she doesn dare to climb the overhead bridge. Hmm..U didn see wrongly. She doesn dare to cross the OVERHEAD BRIDGE!! Hahaz. Timid Michelle. She has got a phobia for heights lah. That's why. In case u couldn find her in such a dark background. I have circled her. But apparently, that doesn help much lah..i know!! Hahaz. And i have absolutely no idea why michelle has got luminous shoes!! Hahaz. Look!! They are glowing in the dark!!

Okay..i need to go le. It is already 01.11am in the morning now. Byebye!!

Signing off / Sunday / 22.10.06

Sweets!!

When i was young, i love sweets like every young child does...

"Papa, i want that box of sweets." A young little boy by the name of Jiayang pointed to the shelves beside the cashier.

"What u want?" My dad replied while he unloaded the trolley hastily. I have absolutely no idea why my dad always does things in a frantically way. He is never once relaxed. If u find me eating really fast at times, i owe it all to my father. Hahaz.

At this moment, the girl by the counter smiled awkwardly.

"Nei, i want that strawberry one. Buy lah, buy lah" I pleaded.

"Aiyah..okay lah, okay lah!" My dad compromise to my demand while he move himself to the other side of the counter.

The girl by the counter stared in astonishment as she hurriedly pack the things we bought into the shopping bags hurriedly. See!! I told u!! My dad is fast.

When we return to my Grandma's house, i wanted to unwrap the plastic cover of the box of sweets but i couldn. So i decided to ask my mother for help. But when i fished out that pink box of sweets, my relatives all burst into gales of laugher.

I didn knew why then but now i know.

I had actually bought home condoms. YESH!! CONDOMS!!! WHat the Hell!! No wonder that girl by the counter was staring in astonishment. She must have thought that my dad had instructed me to do so because he was too embarrassed to make the purchase himself. Hahaz. I was so naive then. But blame it on the advanced technology lah. Condoms also have so many flavours. The box of condoms look so pink on the outside!! And i was only 7 or 8 then, how could i be not attracted to that tempting pink box of "sweets"!! Hahaz. GOod for my relatives loh, they had a good laugh!! Hahaz!!

Okay, i think i need to go soon. Hope u have enjoyed the entry and the song that i have uploaded. WUn be updating so often even though exams have now ended...coz i need time for ideas to flow. Wait patiently for my next entry ba!! Byebye!!

Signing off / 00.39 / Sunday

A New Song!!

Woo~~!!!

A nice song again!!! HAhaz. Sorry if u are looking forward to my new entry, i badly need some time now even though my exams have already ended.

So, before i managed to churn out another popular entry of mine, pls listen patiently to this nice song by Twins and Boyz. Hmm..This song is sang in Cantonese.

Okay! I know! U wanna say i very cheena rite!! Hahaz. Dun deny this song first. Give it a chance!! Really very nice lah.

Anyway, wanna thank Yiz for recommanding me this song. Really really very Hao Ting!! Okay..happy listening. Tag if u really like the song..Hahaz

Signing off / 22.19 / Friday

Shopping!!!

Woo~~~!!!

Last sunday was a shopping trip for Melvin, MeiQing and Me at Bugis. They wanted to get me a birthday present but i got myself a t-shirt instead. Hahaz. Okay, i admit i was too fussy and i couldn reach a decision on what to buy. LOLz. But no one went home empty handed lah and that was great!!

Me, Melvin and MeiQing

We delibrately chose a place with lots of fans!! Hahaz...So that our photo will have the MTV feel..hahaz!! Look, MeiQing's hair is flying..Woo~~that has the MTV feel. While i look weird with that one strand of hair dangling..hahaz. Coz Melvin couldn edit the pics in time, so i have to settle for this not very nice pic. Sorry if u have got a shock from me... Hahaz...Nvm lah!! Muz have confidence in myself..hahaz

After much shopping, we decided to rest our legs at

AJISEN!!!

WOo..we had LaMian there. The LaMian was okay but the prices are a little steep for it's average noodles. Hahaz! Nevertheless, Ajisen can consider MeiQing, Melvin and me especially as their spokespersons instead of that "MOuse Love Rice" Guo Mei Mei. Hahaz. I will have a whole entry dedicated to them if i am endorsing their LaMian!! Come on Ajisen!! LOLz!!

Some pictures of the LaMian we ate:

Okay..i know they all look the same!! Hahaz.

Lastly, things we bought...

Woo...A fruitful trip to Bugis.

Melvin bought the wallet from wallet shop while i bought the t-shirt at a price of $22.90. Lastly, the "blink blink" stuff are bought by MeiQing. The Ajisen tissue paper was another hint to the Ajisen company..hahaz.

A rather short entry for today. Okay, i need to go le!! Bye!!

Signing off / 22.23 / 10 October

Hazy day!!!

Before i start, click on the "play" button pls!!! Hahaz. It takes quite some time for the song to play. So wait patiently while u read my entry. Now, my idol is JOi Chua..Muz support her okay...hahaz

Omg..the haze is killing me!!! It has hit a record high of 150 now. I really hope that there will be no school on monday but the haze is already giving me nose and eye irritations!!! Cant imagine how Singapore will be when the PSI goes even higher. Staying indoors doesn help coz there are windows!!! ArGh!!!

Today, i went to get myself passport size photos coz i need them badly for my examination. I waiting patiently for the instant photos when the uncle interrupted my thoughts suddenly.

"hmm....are u studying in the University??"

'Not again!!Do i look that old!! Do i look like i am 23!!!" I thought to myself.
Smiling awkwardly, i shook my head.

"Oh..then u must be in the army right? hAhaZ!!"

"Very funny meh!! Ha what ha!!!" Thoughts raced through my mind as i replied, " No lah, i am studying now. I am in JC."

"oh!!" He exclaimed, pausing for a while before continuing, "Second Year?"

I almost suffer a concussion instantly. Hahaz. Okay, i exaggerated!! But do i really look that old!! WaHHHH!!! LOLz!!

"No lah, i first year."

"Oh...like that still very young what!" He giggled.

Omg...he still has the cheek to say that to me. "Still very young what!" What the hell!! I not young meh!! I am only seventeen leh, somemore only seventenn for less than a week loh. Hahaz. Even if i am in my early twenties, i am still young ah..!!! Do i really look that old!!! Hahaz...I cant imagine how i will look like when i am twenty. Ppl may mistaken me for a thirty year old UNClE. Wahhhhhh....i dun want this to happen!!! Hahaz....

Okay, i know i have already blog abt this before but let me blog abt it once more okay...Hahaz...I promise i will churn out entries more interesting in the near future. Okay...Juz a short entry for today.

Signing off / 23.06 / 7.10.06

mEdiUm Or laRge siZe foR yOu

ARgh!!!

It's a stressful period now!! So guys, jia you ba!!! We will all do well for our promos!!

Hmm..recently, i receive complaints that the font of my entries are too small for so some old ppl
out there. Esp YiLong!!! Hahaz!!! I wun change the font of my words lah. But i can teach all of u a method to increase the font size in case u dun know. Press on the "Ctrl" button and scroll down. HAhaz!! I sound like a computer expert. But actually i am a computer bai chi!!

The title of this entry is Medium or Large size for you. Stop laughing if u are coz the title comes with a story behind it loh!! Hahaz!! Gonna tell u the story now. This happen when i was working as a promotor in SEIYU in Lot 1.

I was promoting underwears then. Yes!! UNDERWEARS. Briefs ranging from the famous Hush
Puppies ones to the sexy g-strings, all i got promote before. LOLz!!

During my work days as a promotor, I had a really humourous encounter. An uncle in his mid thirties came to buy some underwears for himself. I decided to render him my service since he seem to be looking through the shelves helplessly.

"Hmm...how can i help u?'

"Ah..u got L size or not?"

"Hmm..I can look for you."

Juz then his wife interupted our conversation.

Sounding amazed, she exclaim " U wear L size meh? Last time i help u buy, always buy M size de ma. " As she speaks, she held the underwear up( I think there was like an open box somewhere) and stretched it. Hahaz.

"No lah, i wear L size lah." The husband replied

Stretching the underwear, the wife retorted, " This size okay what. Just nice for you. U dun buy already too big then cannot wear hor. Dun waste money okay!!!"

"I wear L size lah!!! I buy underwear u also want to bother me!!"The husband sounded a little agitated.

"U dun "hao lian" hor. U can wear L size meh!! Ming Ming wear M size, why insist on buying L size. Okay loh, u want to buy L size, buy L loh!! Hao Lian!!"

HAhaz!!! Do u know what she was trying to imply. She is actually saying that her husband's ahem ahem isn that big to wear a L size underwear. HAhaz!!! If u dun know what is the ahem ahem, u can ask MeiQing for help. HahAz. She is now very educated in this kind of stuff. U can tag her board to ask her. LOLz!!

I was so taken aback by her words while her poor husband was utterly embarrassed!! He walked away in a fit of anger without making a purchase. Hahaz!!

Wives and future wives-to-be, pls dun say something like that in front of your friends and your husband okay! Your husband will feel embarrass until~~~~~~ he needs to find a hole to hide his head. I know it is unfair, girls. Coz your twin peaks are always the centre of attention and discussion. But really cannot say like that de. Hahaz!! Guys and gals "ben lai" jiu very different ah. Hahaz...Remember hor!!!

Gonna sign off soon!!! Good luck to those who are having their examinations!! And i have just change the song of my blog to Ni Ji De Ma by Hu Yan Bin. This is a really nice song. So pls make an effort to listen okay!! Sorry for my poor english!!

Signing off / 17.02 / 29 September

Promos..

Gosh!! All jjcians are left with 3 freaking short days to our promos!! KNS!!! Can someone help~~!!

I am busy blogging while others are mugging enthusiastically!! ARGH!! I want to study!! Hahaz!! I am practically forcing myself to study at least 2 hours a day. But even so, sometimes, i fail to do so. Someone help me pls!! Bring me to a remote place where there are no televisions and computers!!!!

Have you ever wondered how i look like when i was in my secondary school days!! I bet most of you dun!! Hahaz. I bet even my secondary school friends dun remember!! But nvm, u will get to see photos of me today. Dun get a shock okay!! Hahaz!!

Best viewed before meals!!! However, viewing after meals is preferred if u are going on a diet!! Hahaz!!

Me in Sec 1

HAhaz!! LOok at me!! This was taken when i was in sec one. I muz say i look really "cute" then. I remember this was when Poh Ya Xin will always remark that i have a receding hair line!! LOLz!! To make things worse, this was the photo in my Fuhua Report Book!! ARgh!! i believe this muz be the reason why i didn do really well during my secondary school days!! Hahaz. And do u know why a few strands of hair is left dangling over my forehead!! This is because i thought that this was the best hairstlye for me then!! Hahaz. Dun laugh at me lah!! I thought like that cover my high forehead ma!! LOLz!!

Me in sec 3

Hahaz. Me when i was in Sec 3!! This was when Jianrong and Jinhua always pleaded me to have to better haircut. I will never forget how they insult me with "scores"!!! HAhaz!! Coz last time, we always play a game called "Da Fen". That means we will give a score based on how one is looked. Do u know how many marks they gave me!!! 2.5/10!!!!!!! ARgh!!! Hurt me so much!! Hahaz...And And and to make things worst, this is the photo i use for my identity card!! My IC leh!!! I very kelian hor. Important documents all use photos like that!! Wahhh!!!!!!!!

The present me

Woo~~~!! The present me!! Pls hor, i didn go to Yunan haircare or Beijing 101 for hair treatment!! It is just the problem of the lighting. Hahaz. And i use my frin to cover up loh!! Hahaz!!! But i think i will need Yunan And Beijing 101 soon. Wahhh!!! Coz my hairline has always been so high ever since i was born. So i am really afraid that i will go bald soon. Hahaz. Quick!! Beijing and Yunan. I will endorse your company and products free if u provide me with treatments now!!! Come look for me ba!! Hahaz!!!

Dun you think i look better now!! Okay!! Stop saying i look the SAME if u are!!! I may not look really handsome now but definately better rite. Hahaz. I was once in depression because i felt that i look ugly loh. I will blog abt my depression thingy some other time ba..Meanwhile, guys and gals out there. Do something to your hair, your fashion sense, your skin, your figure!! Everything u can do to make u look better!!! There are no ugly ppl on earth but only lazy ppl!! Believe me!! Jia YOu ba!! We can all look good!!!

Signing off / 16.14 / Sunday

Updates!!!

ARGH!!!

All jjcians are left with less then 13 days!!!

LESS THAN 13 DAYS LEFT TO OUR PROMOS!!!!!

"ARGH!!!!!!" All jjcians screaming hysterically!!

Actually, i haven start revising much. Stop rolling their eyes in disbelief if u are!! Pls!! I really mean it!! I haven revised much!! I know i may look like a nerd but i seriously dun behave like one!! I am forcing myself to revise, but somehow, i lack concentration and motivation!!! Hiaz!!

Time for a proper update before i lose my precious readers. Hahaz! I know Eileen is going to complain that my blog is just like a fansite, with numerous grammatical errors. Personally, i take that as a compliment. Coz it has the potential to be a fansite. LoLz! I believe Eileen is just green with envy that my blog is earning a fine amount of readership with every entry published. Hahaz. Omg!! I sound really proud. Hahaz. But i have got to admit that Eileen has got interesting entries!! Go visit her blog if u wish to!! Look Eileen!! That is free publicity for you!! What i good friend i am!! Hahaz!!

OKay, back to the main topic! Do u guys think that i look older than my actual age? I have always thought i looked childish but it doesn seem so leh!! Hahaz!!! Let me tell u why~~!!!

I went to the doctor not too long ago b'coz my fever doesn seem to subside. But do u know what the doctor ask me!! He ask me if i was studying or working!! WORKING!! Do i look like i am in the workforce!! Do i look like i am in my twenties!! LOLz!!! ARgh!! I tried to convince myself that the doctor was just deceived by my pale complexions. Or perhaps he had thought that i was from the poly and is currently working part time.

But when i was in jj for the first 3 mths, Mr Leow actually mistaken me for a J2!! I remember i was ushering teachers from other schools to their respective classrooms when Mr Leow stopped me suddenly. We had a little conversation...

" U are from Fuhua ah? What CCA is this ah??"

"Yeah. I am from Cldds."

"What are u all doing here on a saturday?"

"Hmm...we need to usher teachers from other schools to their respective classrooms."

"Oh...then why dun u wear the CL t-shirt?"

Puzzled, i replied, "HUh?I haven receive the CL t-shirt ma."

Shocked, he exclaimed, " OH, u are j1 ah!"

Omg!!! Do u know what i as clad in then?? I wasn even in the jj uniform. I was wearing the Chinese Orchestra T-shirt which has a huge "Fuhua Hua Yue Tuan" on it. Okay, i exaggerated. It isn that huge!! But it is definately visible to many!! I felt really puzzled and amused!! He must have thought that i was trying to be funny. But why would a J2 insist on wearing his secondary school's uniform. HAhaz!!!

OKay, that is all for today!! Gonna sign off soon.

Before i sign off, wanna say a Happy Birthday to TIngYUn!!! Woo!!! May u and Xiao Suan be together 4eva and hope u will pass your promos with flying colours. Remain helpful and nice, okay!!! LOLz!! Previllaged girl who gets her happy birthday wishes from me on my popular blog. Hahaz.

Signing off / Sunday / 18.54

Wahhhh!!!!!!!

Wahhh!!!!!!!!

I didn got into the finals!!! Hahaz.....

WaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did badly for both segments of the competition!!! Lets not mention the translating part which i fare rather badly. WaHHHH!!!

Furthermore, I totally flunk the test on current affairs!!!

The first question was: Who did George Bush beat before he became the president of USA?

I agree that this was indeed an average question which many of my clever readers will be able to answer. But oh pls, how in the hell would i know!!! I dun give a darn abt who the Prime Minister of USA is!! Hahaz!! I juz told the judges that i didn know the answer!! LOLz!!!

The second question was: Which island is the biggest offshore island?

I thought this was supposed to be a give-away question but apparently, i didn got the answer correct. Hahaz!!

Do u know what my answer was??

SENTOSA!!!! ARGH!!!!!! SICK ME!!!

Omg...what a foolish and stupid answer !!! Well, if your answer is also Sentosa, i am sorry to declare that u are as stupid as me. Hahaz!!! It should be Pulau Tekong. My mind wasn realy right then. Fancy me giving the answer "Sentosa". The judges must be rather amazed!!

I was really sway. There were several easy questions but they were not for me!! For example, what is the capital of Vietnam and Philipines? Omg..i know them so well but too bad, these questions aren for me. Actually, there were more that i knew, but what can i say!! I was really sway!! Hahaz....

Gonna sign off soon.....

20.26pm / Saturday

Wish me Good Luck!!

FOLkS!!!

I am proud to announce that i have gotten in the semi finals of the "Xiao Yuan Ji Zhe" competition.

In English, i guess it should be named "The Reporter From School" ba. Hahaz

Fireworks PLs!!!! Lolz!!

i dun care if it is only the semi finals, Coz from over 60 contestants, it was halved! Only 30 get to advance into the semi finals! Hahaz!

Actually, i am taking a risk. Coz i have always thought that when my participation in any competition is known to many, I am bound to lose. LOLz! I don't know why i have such an instinct in me. But this is really true. I have participated in quite some competitions back in my secondary school days.And it is ALWAYS so! Perhaps GOD doesn want me to be complacent. Hahaz!

Wish me good luck pls! Your wishes is needed to sent me into the finals. Anyway, They are eliminating more than half of the contestants, leaaving 10 out of 30!! What the hell!! I am surely not going to be one of the ten, Hahaz. Nevertheless, i need your wishes badly. Hahaz!!

Btw, u happen to read after Saturday. Dun bother lah. Hahaz. No lah!! Juz Joking nia. U can hope for my advance into the finals.

Juz change the song to Dui De Ren by Dai Ai Ling. A really nice song. So pls pls pls pls make an effort to listen to the whole song. Hahaz.

Signing off / 9.08pm / Thursday

Sick!!!!

ARgh!! Have been darn sick for the whole week!! Hey, listen carefully!! It's the entire week!!!

Down with fever, cough and flu. I guess i must be plagued with some weird disease!! Coz every morning, i will feel rather fine. But in the afternoon, the fever never fails to return. My temperature will soar from a mild 36.8 in the morning to a overwhelming high 38.8 in the afternoon. Stop laughing if u are!! Coz it's true!! LOLz!! Even mum thinks that perhaps i am possessed by some dirty things. Hahaz.

Since it is juz 11.41am in the morning now. i fEel inspired to churn out an entry today before my fever come haunting me like a DEMON again!! LOLz!!

"Use accurate english to welcome the olympics!!" China's slogan for the olympics!! Hahaz. Actually, i dun even know if it is a slogan for the olympics. Juz a wild guess of mine. LOLz!! But in recent years, it's true that China has been urging its ppl to learn better english. But bad english is still widely used. Esp seen on signs and boards!!

i happen to found this website http://language.chinadaily.com.cn/herewego/. The website shows "Chinglish Signs" that has totally bad english that couldn be understand unless u read the chinese words. But i believe the website aims to correct such bad english as there are forum for others to discuss and rectify the error.

One such sign will be:

It reads:"The slight effort altogether creates civilization"

If u think this is bad, what abt this? Personally, i thought this was worst!!

Please according to priorty for visitance.

Huh?? Is there a word call visitance?? At least, the first one still make some sense. But the second one will leave those Angmoh with a puzzled look. Hmm..actually both will. LOLz.

While the chinese are busy upgrading themselves to be bilingual. The Angmohs are so obsessed with our culture that they want it on their bodies so much. Have u read today'sNew Paper. There was an article on angmohs tatooing their body with chinese characters which means nothing or worst, it means the wrong thing. I have also found some pictures on the website. Gonna post them now!!

This lady here has really got a sense of humour. She actually tatooed the characters "Duo Xie" on her leg. What has her leg got to do with "Thank you" But at least the characters were right and they make sense too.

Some are senseless and even the characters are wrong!!

Here is an example for you

HUh!! What the hell is this?? I believe this woman here wanted something like "Ma Mi"--direct tanslation from Mommy. But the 'nv' and the 'ma' is not link together. And the 'mi' still needs a 'kou'. (In terms of traditional chinese) SO instead, it turns out to be a "female horse rice". I bet that mother should be too happy abt it. Hahaz...

Source taken from: http://www.hanzismatter.com/

Gonna sign off soon. Hope u have enjoyed reading my entry. And may i recover soon. REally soon, i hope!!! Bye!!!

Chesse Fries Pls!!!

" Can i have the student meal. Chicken burger for me pls. Hmm..and i would like to change the fries to cheese fries. Thanks"

"OKay, sure. Wait a minute, Sir"

The waitress returned with the twisters( The new kind of fries that Macdonalds introduce lately) and i was puzzled. So i decided to kindly repeat my order for her.

"Sorry, i want to change the fries to cheese fries."

"Huh" The waitress thought she had heard wrongly

"I mean i want to change the fries to cheese fries."

The malay girl smiled and replied, " Sorry, we don't have cheese fries here."

Taken aback, i paused for a moment before regaining my thoughts.

OMG!!! I was at Macdonalds and i actually requested for cheese fries. What the hell!! Supid me!! Cheese fries is only available in KFC leh!! Argh!! That malay girl will surely tell this story to her friends abt a stupid guy who REPEATEDLY ordered cheese fries from her. Hahaz!!

So paiseh!! So malu!! Hahaz...I guess my mind wasn really okay then...

Signing off....12.57pm, 28 Aug(The day when i was down with fever, flu and cough!! Poor me!!)

Be Cheena Pls!!!

OMG!!!

I actually churn out 2 entries in just 3 days. It proves to be quite a feat for me coz i normally need an average of a week to have new ideas flowing in. Hahaz...

ANyway, gonna intoduce all of u a really nice song. I cant upload it onto my blog coz i am afraid that i may receive too many complaints. Hahaz..U may find this song familar if u have been watching drama serials with your mama...And that person is Aiyi aka Michelle Lim cum Sportswoman...hahaz...

Here is the link:

http://www.92box.com/mp3/726.mp3



Listen le ma..nice hor!!! Hahaz..Hokkien song le. I scare too many ppl will faint, so i only have the link of the chorus..hahaz. But nice hor. That time, i sent to XUe Ting, she was so afraid that her mama will think that she is sick, insane and eccentric. Hahaz. Oh yeah, Yu Xian, u can let your mama listen..she will love it..hahaz...

Paiseh leh, Shu Jia, i dun think this entry not very Jing Bao, hahaz...But i hope you got a good laugh when u first listen to the song..hahaz...

Everyone!! Pls be cheena for once okay..hahaz!! Enjoy the song!!!

Gonna sign off liao..bye!!

Finally!!!

Are u readers yearning for more entries of mine??

"YESH!!!! WE WANT MORE!!!!" REaders replied enthusiastically!!

SInce u readers want more entries of mine, i should blog today. i shall introduce to you my gang of friends in JJ. OKay!! Let's begin!!!

Me and TanXin

Omg..Me being pictured with the chio bu of my class, Tan Xin!! We took this picture when we were supposed to have free games during pe lesson that day. But we were studying chem instead. COz we were going to have chem test later in the day. Tan XIn is a cheena gal but she dun speaks with a cheena accent. Hahaz. Really loh!!! Not even the slightest accent!! Hahaz...Currently, i believe she holds the record of having 7 guys under her belt. Just a call and they will all brave storms and fires for her. Hahaz... She is the inevitably the strongest contender for the most popular gal in my school. Hahaz..Oh yeah, the guys under her belt are forever increasing. But some left painfully after they failed again and again. But she is now attached to a Malaysian. Together, they hope to give birth to a Malaysia-China mixed blood baby. Hahaz...

Me and Yu Xian

Smilez!!! Hahaz...Look at how wide our smiles are. Another chio bu of my class!! She is currently second in rank, lagging being TanXin by just a little. Hahaz..but her "second" in rank is only recognised by some. Hahaz...coz apparently, some may not think so. If u are puzzled why she managed to climb up the ranking system despite her average looks. Let me tell u why!! This is because her hour-glass figure has secured her quite a number of votes....Hahaz...No lah..Yu Xian, u very pretty and beautiful okay!! Hahaz...

Me and Jasline

Omg..the richest lady in my class. She is our 'Gui Fu'. Hahaz. She has tons of money, even richer than me. Hahaz....Hmm..and she is not just named the 'Gui Fu' of our class because of her money. Her dad ordered her not to touch any detergent before the toxics penetrate through her skin..hahaz...!!! So I believe she hasn done any housework before until we had to clean our classrooms this year. Hahaz..

Actually, there are 2 more persons in our group. But they refuse to let me take photos with them. Hmm....I did took one with Yi Long, but he pleaded me not to post it up. Okay, i shall do him a favour by not posting the pic up. But I really dun understand why, YiLong?? Hahaz..SOme info for my readers, Yi Long is ranked second in my class for the guys loh. So i really dun know why he refuse to let me post his pic up. ARGH!! Oh yeah, i am ranked third leh. But there are only a total of six guys in my class....hahax....

Okay, gonna sign off now. Bye!!!

Looking forward to my next entry!!!

Stop rushing me!!

Okay!!

Okay!!!

OKay!!!!

I know i haven been updating my blog. Coz i was really busy last week.

Gonna update my blog only this weekend. Currently in need of new ideas too. Hahaz..

But for the time being, enjoy the song!!! Tian Shi by Liang Ge Nv Sheng..

Gonna sign off now. Bye Bye. Take Care!!

Woo!!!!

Woo!!!!

Exams have ended!!

Even though i know i wun be doing well, but i am just glad that they have finally ended. No More Chinese Lit for me....at least for now...

Change the song of my blog again. "Yong Gan" by Ah Mei Zhang Hui Mei. A really nice song, hope all of u will like it.

Actually, i am really running out of ideas of what to blog, and i refuse to blog abt this at first. But my loyal readers are yearning for more entries of mine..Aren you?? Hahaz!! Okay..i know i am just thinking too much.

I went to orchard with Jin Hua and JianRong today. Coz JianRong was really late, so we waited for him at the exit of the MRT station. Just then, 2 girls came up to Jin Hua and me. I thought they wanted to 'psycho' us into buying something for some kind of charity...hahaz...and i will definately reject them!! Hahaz...

But u know what!! Their words stunned me!! Hahaz...

I guess this was roughly what they said....

" Hello, we are from the modeling agency. We are talent scouting for models. Are u 2 youngsters??"

We nodded our heads in astonishment...

"Oh..Are u 2 interested in joining our modeling agency. We will offer you fashion tips and photo shoots. These will all be free!!"

WHAT THE HELL!!!

I know we 2 are handsome, but not that handsome rite...hahaz...!!!! And Of course, we rejected them!! We told them we were not interested!!!

I was thinking perhaps they wanted Jin Hua to join their agency. But they were afraid that i might be really devastated. So they decided to do me a favour by asking to tag along..hahaz...!! I am really so not proud of this incident!! In fact, i felt humilated!! Hahaz..Even though i was joke that i am 'shuai' But deep in my heart, i know i am not loh!! Argh!! It must be a scam!! Hahaz...they will demand thousands of dollars if we really wanted the photo shoot!!!

After we rejected them. The 2 gals went to a guy behind us who looks exactly like someone involved in heavy drugs trafficking..hahaz..And i was utterly convinced that it must be a scam!!

Okay...time to sign off

23.41 Saturday 5/8/06

Argh!!!

ARGH!!!!

ARGH!!!!

My common test is just round the corner, so i am really in need of time for my preparations.

So, my entry will be really boring this time.

Came across some blogs of celebrities in You-Weekly,so gonna introduce them to you now.

Lin Xiang PIng

Her blog is http://blog.sina.com.cn/m/linxiangping

JOi CHua

Her blog is http://joichua.com/blog/

Actually, there are more blogs of celebrities posted in the magazine, but i either couldn get into their blogs or i find them really boring. These 2 blogs are the very 2 that i find okay. Try visiting them if u have the time. Thanks if u have been constantly visiting my blog for updates. I will try my very best to update next week, after my common test.

Good Luck to me for my common test!! Hahaz

A New Song Again!!

Notice the difference in my blog!!

I have changed the song of my blog again...Hahaz..

Like what Jin Hua says, i am always changing the song of my blog

Why?? Coz i get tired of the song after a while....

I have now upload the song "Waiting For You". Omg...it is a really nice song. The lyrics will touch you!! Hahaz.. So Enjoy the song ba!!


Last Thursday, Liu Xiao Zhou came to our school to promote a competition. The competition aims to groom youths like us into aspiring reporters. But before i continue..

I guess i hear many " WHO IN THE HELL IS LIU XIAO ZHOU!!" from my readers

Okay..okay, i knew u will ask that question. He is the guy below...

He is the guy who joined Superhost. OKay, if u still dun know him, it is alright. Coz SuperHOst receieved rather lukewarm response then..Hahaz..But personally, i think he looks better in person..

Then my cute little friend by the name of Yu Xian, found him familar. She then exclaimed in delight "Eh..who is he?" She thought she was soft, but she wasn!! Hahaz..many heard her, inculding, Liu Xiao Zhou. ANd of course, he was red with embarrassment. Hmm..my friend too..hahaz....

Later that day, while LiU XIao ZHou and Wang Di Cong were introducing the competition , YuXian and i were busy practicing the theme song of SuperHost. I believe none of you out there remember the theme song rite...okay..i will recite it once..hahaz..it goes like that

Wo SHi CAo Ji ZHu CHi Ren ( I am SuperHost)

SHou Wo Mic Ke Phone ( Holding the Microphone)

Oh yeah!! Oh yeah!!

DO u guys remember now!!! Hahaz...YuXian and i wanted to sing the theme song to Liu Xiao Zhou, but we didn. Coz we were both shy. Omg..it still remains a "Yi Han" for the both of us..hahaz...

Okay, Yu Xian, i know u have already blog abt this in your blog, but i dun care leh..i wanna blog abt this also..hahaz...NAnny nanny poo poo...hahaz....

Cosmetic Surgery!!!

This is a really stupid entry of mine. So pls be prepared to be bored to death..hahaz

MJ is the worst and failed example of comestic surgery. But more have reaped benefits from the amazingly great surgery. One such example is Asia's pop princess...Jolin!!!

Although she refuses to acknowledge the fact that she did had breast implants years ago, but i guess we all knew she did.

Pictures of her in the past

The present her.....

Notice the difference in her!! Not to mention her features( I always felt something wrong with her lips), her boobs have grown significiantly rite?!?! And she was also recently ranked 1st in the poll for the fakest boobs. Hahaz...Anyway, Jolin gave a reason for her sudden growth of her boobs. She said that she went for regular 'Zhen Jiu', then her boobs suddenly become bigger. Hahaz. For those who dun know what 'Zhen Jiu' is. It is a traditional treatment in which needles are pokes into your body at the different accupoints. So do u believe her explaination?? Personally, i don't..hahaz..

I am not against Jolin, but i just felt that she isn being truthful. Hahaz. Anyway, i would like to thank Yu Xian for giving me the idea to blog abt Jolin. Lastly, hope all of you will enjoy my entry.